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dash

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I have to admit, when I'm bored, I pop on over there to get a chuckle.
 

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Unfortunately, yes.

http://sportshoop.la/threads/calling-all-forum-scientists-or-those-masquerading-as-one.250279/

EDIT: I haven't read the entire thing. I read a few of the posts and proceeded to weep uncontrollably.

Holy smokes. That is "win in the bank" level stuff right there.

Q: Ok, but why is that things fall in a "downward" motion. How come if you lift a rock and let go of it, it doesn't go sideways?

A: The rock is heavier than air. Light things rise up, heavy things fall down - it's about weight, not gravity.

LOOOOOLL. AHAHAHAHAHA.
 

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If you have kids, you have to feed them. And not just some days. Feed them EVERY day.

The more you know...

 

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He's got a lot on his desk...

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No.

Hell no.

I've been down that road before. It's a terrible road.
Seriously, it's fucking terrifying.

"I'm not saying that Einstein was wrong, I'm just saying that what if a 65 pound leopard decides to run backwards on a treadmill? Einstein didn't consider that in his THEORY now, did he? Could it be that Einstein missed something big by not including that?"

And he uses that kind of BS to invalidate (in his mind) the entire thing.
 
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Seriously, it's fucking terrifying.

"I'm not saying that Einstein was wrong, I'm just saying that what if a 65 pound leopard decides to run backwards on a treadmill? Einstein didn't consider that in his THEORY now, did he? Could it be that Einstein missed something big by not including that?"

And he uses that kind of BS to invalidate (in his mind) the entire thing.

Was that Bojack?

No, of course it wasn't. Bojack would have just said Einstein was wrong, but in about a four page treatise.
 
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