Sackataters's Great Posts With Analogies.

[nuraman00]

Starting a thread.

Jazz, the last 2 games, are like a really fat guy that lost a lot of weight and sees his penis for the first time in 10 years.

 

[nuraman00]

Another.

People can say what they like about holding Favors back, but I think the Jazz have coddled him like a little bird.

How good can Hayward be? A Clyde Drexler? Pippen? He looks damn good to me in the last 2 months. His perimeter shooting is dialed in. He plays D. He has some nifty moves. Ball handler.

 

[nuraman00]

Another.

Boozer and Millsap are trying to have a penis measuring contest.

Better than a booty measuring contest.

 

[nuraman00]

Another.

Ha, Boozer has held up better because he treats his body like a 75 year old man treats his riding mower. Nurses that baby. Oil change every 50 hours. Doesn't take it out in the rain. He missed half his career in Utah.

Yeah, he's still productive. But, if I remember right, got 75 mil. Too much.

 

[nuraman00]

Metldown.

Chernobyl meltdown here

 

[nuraman00]

I liked it even better with the mountains on the court.

Are we talking about the cheerleader's [Grand] Tetons?

Adding an edit above.

 

[Sackataters]

Again, Jazz D = ice cream truck

The Ice Cream Truck Song - YouTube

 

[Sackataters]

Lakers eyes are glimmering in the night as the last embers of the Jazz' fire gets snuffed.

 

[Sackataters]

Kind of a head scratcher how Faried and Koufas could be lock down defense in the paint. Speaking of which, it looks like Kosta scratched all the hair off his head. I have a receding hairline, but yikes he has bad hair. He makes me look like John Stamos in Full House.

 

[Sackataters]

 

[nuraman00]

We need more of these.