Roenick and Clowe and Cutler? Oh my...

[elocomotive]

So, I was listening to my favorite local sports show, The Sports Junkies, which is pretty akin to a bunch of guys from the NHL board on SportsHoopla hanging out if we had a sports show. Except it has a lot less hockey, though they do have Brooks Laich and Craig Laughlin with weekly reports during the season.

Anyhow, they have a new show on Comcast coming out called "Table Manners" where they do prolonged interviews with sports stars over dinner at The Palm. They just completed filming the first four interviews, among them was Jeremy Roenick (and Steve Largent for you Seahawks' fans out there). Most of the interview does not make it to air, so they shared a great story from Roenick that didn't make the cut.

Roenick has finished doing a broadcast for a game and is in a bar in Chicago after a game hanging out with Ryan Clowe and two other NHLers. They are exchanging friendly chatter with a couple of women there. Not knowing who any of them are, Jay Cutler steps up to him and says "Hey man, that is MY girlfriend and this is MY town, so back off!" Clowe steps in and says, "Let's take this outside and settle it." At which point, Jay Cutler just says "Fuck off" and walks away.

Ohhhhhh I wish he would have taken Clowe up on that offer. Especially since he had no idea he's got an NHL heavyweight standing in front of him.

#cutlerdouchebag

 

[dash]

How can Chicago be Cutler's town when the majority of Bears fans want him on the next bus out of town?

 

[awaz]

who actually says "this is MY town"? i thought that was just something they used in movies to drum up excitement?

 

[dash]

who actually says "this is MY town"?

a condescending fat tub of goo

 

[Nasty_Magician]

There is nothing greater than when some douche assumes he can intimidate people, and then walking away with his tail between his legs when those people don't back down. What a pompous ass.

 

[Comeds]

Is Jay Cutler a sheriff or a villain from 40s westerns?

 

[elocomotive]

a condescending fat tub of goo :nodea:

Fuck Cutler. And fuck the DEA!!! Right on, Dash.

 

[dash]

Fuck Cutler. And fuck the DEA!!! Right on, Dash.

damn, you caught me before the ninja edit.

 

[elocomotive]

 

[Slimpikins]

If I got the shit kicked out of me playing behind that offensive line all year, I'd probably be a pissy little bitch too.


I would love to watch Clowe throw down with an NFL QB. They could probably make a some good money making it a PPV.

 

[Forty_Sixand2]

I was about to write this same thing. LOL. I listened to the podcasts today, ha ha.

 

[Forty_Sixand2]

How can Chicago be Cutler's town when the majority of Bears fans want him on the next bus out of town?

I think they said it was when he was in Denver which makes this even funnier.

 

[RaiderZar]

I wonder if he called him 'Pilgrim', then sauntered away with spurs a'clickin.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

"This is my town?" Great, it's Don Soreleone!

 

[pixburgher66]

I think they said it was when he was in Denver which makes this even funnier.

This is...I mean, it was, I mean...you know, I lived here once...GET AWAY FROM MY GIRLFRIEND OR I'LL BEAT YOU UP BECAUSE I PLAY FOOTBALL!

 

[Forty_Sixand2]

This is...I mean, it was, I mean...you know, I lived here once...GET AWAY FROM MY GIRLFRIEND OR I'LL BEAT YOU UP BECAUSE I PLAY FOOTBALL!

Jeff Reid wasn't much better in my experience. He was short and orange though so most girls (cough Caseys, cough Mario's) just laughed at his oompa loompa ass anyway.

 

[pixburgher66]

Jeff Reid wasn't much better in my experience. He was short and orange though so most girls (cough Caseys, cough Mario's) just laughed at his oompa loompa ass anyway.

He was captain douchebag. Not sure how he picked up any woman.