MLB Daily Thread: Rocks All Star week Gala event thread for the masses

[Rock Strongo]

He's certainly handsome enough to be Snoog

someone told me thats snoog.

 

[soxfan1468927]

If I were to guess, I'd say that K volume is going to hit an all time high as well.

Well baseball has broken the K record every year for 9 straight years. This will likely be the 10th.

 

[cerealboi]

I give fewer and fewer shits per year. It's a great time for hobbling players to heal up but the game is just to have some fun...it shouldn't be for HFA in the WS.

If you're under 14 years old, you should be watching. If you're an adult, go plough the wife while the kids are watching the game.

Will do. While I'm ploughing your wife, what are you going to do?

 

[cerealboi]

snoog?

Ask him what he thinks of pace of play.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Will do. While I'm ploughing your wife, what are you going to do?

I guess I'll be ploughing Dirt's wife.

 

[AlpacaWine]

snoog?

Every day I get accused of being an alt. Every day it's a different person.

I'm not "Wiggy" and I'm not "snoog" and I'm not "Swordz"

Is that just what happens around here when a new person shows up? They have to be an alt?

So many people called me "Wiggy" in the NBA offseason thread that I can't even post in it anymore.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Well it isn't.

Only after I bitched about it for 10 years.

You're welcome.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

But the league TOTALLY checked out the balls, and said they were fine.

They did, but they were my balls they checked out. All three of them. They're fine, and freshly shorn.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Every day I get accused of being an alt. Every day it's a different person.

I'm not "Wiggy" and I'm not "snoog" and I'm not "Swordz"

Is that just what happens around here when a new person shows up? They have to be an alt?

So many people called me "Wiggy" in the NBA offseason thread that I can't even post in it anymore.

Jasper?

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Is that just what happens around here when a new person shows up? They have to be an alt?

Not just when you're new. I get accused of being all kinds of other posters, daily. I like to be ambiguous about it so's I can fuck with people's heads

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Not just when you're new. I get accused of being all kinds of other posters, daily. I like to be ambiguous about it so's I can fuck with people's heads

Slinky, is that you?

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

They did, but they were my balls they checked out. All three of them.

And they were unequivocally found to not be juiced

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

And they were unequivocally found to not be juiced

Right, but they appreciated how smooth they were.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Slinky, is that you?

Yep. One of my many Midwestern guises. Had to do a ton of research on shitty weather and lousy chain restaurants

 

[cerealboi]

Apparently they need to juice the balls more because the Sox still can't hit homers.

 

[AlpacaWine]

someone told me thats snoog.

Yeah, that guy DDD that you're always defending said it in the Olynyk thread last week.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Apparently they need to juice the balls more because the Sox still can't hit homers.

Awwww...does thumboddy need a fwuit basket?

Ask the Mets how their numerous and sundry home runs have translated into a championship-caliber season

 

[AlpacaWine]

Pretty much every Heat fan in the NBA offseason thread has called me Wiggy.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Yeah, that guy DDD that you're always defending said it in the Olynyk thread last week.

@DirtDirtDirt is cool, his family runs a gay bar in the South Bronx. Real salt-of-the-earth types

 

[cerealboi]

Awwww...does thumboddy need a fwuit basket?

Ask the Mets how their numerous and sundry home runs have translated into a championship-caliber season

Don't you minimize my feelings! The Sox got shut out by Alex Cobb.