Rivals Banned

[10HtownRebs]

Can you PM me the story?

Just read the last 200 pages. It will only take you between 8 - 10 hours..

 

[MarineG8R]

That is trauma to the nuts bro. However, I had blood vessels twisted in my sack a few years ago that felt like someone was just thumping me in my left nut every 5-10 seconds 24/7 for a couple months. That shit was like Chinese water torture. Ended up getting sent to get an ultrasound on my nuts where I had to get naked, put my nuts up on a rolled up towel. The nurse asked me to place my penis on my stomach and to cover it with a towel. I replied that if I could put my dick on my stomach I would have walked through the door a helluva lot more of a confident person, sans nut cancer of course.

Varicocele?

 

[jackrabbit slim]

Varicocele?

Yep. Have you had it?

 

[MarineG8R]

It’s not gay to worry about a dudes sack Cowpoke.

 

[Stake]

Who were you before Cowpoke @CowpokeU ?

 

[Toadman005]

I used to date a blonde. Needless to say, my nads were frequently abused with angry knees and kicks.

 

[SignalBama]

I used to date a blonde. Needless to say, my nads were frequently abused with angry knees and kicks.

Be honest. It isn't only the blondes you pissed off to that degree.

 

[rsw626]

I used to date a blonde. Needless to say, my nads were frequently abused with angry knees and kicks.

Some people pay good money for that.....

 

[Wunder.Noid]

I used to date a blonde. Needless to say, my nads were frequently abused with angry knees and kicks.

Sounds like a couple of redheads from my past...

 

[SignalBama]

Some people pay good money for that.....

Man didn't know what he had when he had it.

 

[CowpokeU]

Who were you before Cowpoke @CowpokeU ?

I honestly don't remember them all...there were a few.

Also, since it doesn't matter now, I had a part in I_Do_Declare

The main guy was my roommate and long time friend. It was a parody of sorts based on my hopeful optimism of every season.

 

[sanction]

but what about our buddy, Christopher, when he posts his own name, address, phone number, and invites everyone making insultin comments to get out of MAMA's house and come over to tell him in person, in his apartment. Cool.?

Ain’t nobody going to that dudes house.

 

[sanction]

That guy has to be related to Stingray

 

[Stake]

I honestly don't remember them all...there were a few.

Also, since it doesn't matter now, I had a part in I_Do_Declare

The main guy was my roommate and long time friend. It was a parody of sorts based on my hopeful optimism of every season.

GOT DAMNIT! What happened to him? That guy became a legend and posted less than a dozen times.

wait...you helped write that stuff?

 

[MarineG8R]

Yep. Have you had it?

Yep. You pretty much nailed to pain description.

Happened when I was in the service. We were in Thailand at the time. Woke up one day and felt like someone kicked me in the junk. Then there’s the bag of worms thing. Went to the corpsman first and he said “we gotta test you for STDs” and his ass bore punched me. That shit hurt. Came back negative. They didn’t have a specialist at Oki, so I had to wait till we got back to the States. Went to San Diego for the eval. I’m in the exam room with one this paper gowns on and in walks this damn fine Navy doc and I was like...

Anyway, they cut me up just before I got out. Sucked.

 

[CowpokeU]

GOT DAMNIT! What happened to him? That guy became a legend and posted less than a dozen times.

Busy with a lot of chitlens, wife, work and golf.

He was actually and still is a die-hard Husker Fan. Grew up in Nebraska and moved to Oklahoma his freshman year of HS.

He now works for St John's Medical Center somewhere in the Bat Cave of IT. His wife is also an RN there.

Talked to him not too long ago and he was painfully unaware of how wildly popular IDD was.

 

[dade305cane]

Yep. You pretty much nailed to pain description.

Happened when I was in the service. We were in Thailand at the time. Woke up one day and felt like someone kicked me in the junk. Then there’s the bag of worms thing. Went to the corpsman first and he said “we gotta test you for STDs” and his ass bore punched me. That shit hurt. Came back negative. They didn’t have a specialist at Oki, so I had to wait till we got back to the States. Went to San Diego for the eval. I’m in the exam room with one this paper gowns on and in walks this damn fine Navy doc and I was like...

Anyway, they cut me up just before I got out. Sucked.

I had a very attractive nurse prepping me for my vasectomy and when she lifted my gown to start I said "It's a grower not a show er" she had a pretty good damn chuckle out of that and it helped me relax.

 

[10HtownRebs]

Right. The politics pages doesn't load properly on my iPhone, the colors are too contrasting and ugly, the ads are annoying, the avatars too big, - the site is awesome as an atmosphere but as a design it's like eating a street hookers afterbirth on a hot summer afternoon.

Hang in there dude. It take some time to get use to because it is a lot more here to click on. Rivals is all on one or two pages if you go to the politics page but it's mo better here over time..

I came here back in 16 when we could only post like 3 times per day and then beg someone to allow us to post more... and never really went back... I've probably spent 75% of my time here and 25% on rivals over the last 2 years.

I know you had a lot more connections on rivals than I did but it was just such a great feeling getting out of elementary school and graduating to the adult board I never wanted to feel the chains around my hands anymore.

 

[SignalBama]

@Toadman005

Someone was mentioning to @travis2x things that helped on the Iphone in this thread.

 

[RTider77]

A link to this thread has been posted on SO. 21 current users, 52 guests. Lol