rather be fishing

[HammerDown]

weak sauce.....you got to come harder than that, Nancy. This is the Toilet Bowl, bitch.

 

[HammerDown]

You got the wrong dude, preacher man. WTF is Handi from CBS? I'm just a misunderstood BASS master fishing buddy with decent football predicting skills. Jesus, you do-gooders and sissy pants will try just about anything to get a decent guy banned up in here.

Dude, if you were smart (which, of course, you are NOT) you'd embrace it! Turkey just complimented you.

 

[HammerDown]

16 people watch the caged trainwreck we call Rather Be Fisting. Be careful thar chimp can still throw that spuz in his hands through the bars.

Anytime I ever get depressed and need instant entertainment, this is my go-to thread.
I'm firing my therapist!

 

[Rather Be Fishin']

Anytime I ever get depressed and need instant entertainment, this is my go-to thread.
I'm firing my therapist!

People have been acknowledging my comedic and entertainment skills for a decade now. Some get all pissy and bent while others find the intended humor.

 

[Wild Turkey]

You got the wrong dude, preacher man. WTF is Handi from CBS? I'm just a misunderstood BASS master fishing buddy with decent football predicting skills. Jesus, you do-gooders and sissy pants will try just about anything to get a decent guy banned up in here.

Ok Handi but get started on planning your next "humanitarian project", make sure the "octagon of pain" is in good shape so you can show off your impressive martial arts skills and I look forward to your next story about a "Red Fish Trip" in Louisiana. Be sure to send some of the fish fedex to Raven in Baltimore like you did last time I am sure he will appreciate it.

 

[Rather Be Fishin']

Ok Handi but get started on planning your next "humanitarian project", make sure the "octagon of pain" is in good shape so you can show off your impressive martial arts skills and I look forward to your next story about a "Red Fish Trip" in Louisiana. Be sure to send some of the fish fedex to Raven in Baltimore like you did last time I am sure he will appreciate it.

WTF is this whacko talking about. An "octagon of pain"? I don't even know how to reply to that. That sounds like some kung fu shit that I'm not into. I like to party, fish for bass, 72% accurately predict football games and chase pussy. I'm a lover, not a fighter..

 

[HammerDown]

So on your list of priorities you'd rather 28% incorrectly predict football games than chase pussy?

I'd dis-respectfully request that you relinquish your man card immediately.

 

[Rather Be Fishin']

So on your list of priorities you'd rather 28% incorrectly predict football games than chase pussy?

I'd dis-respectfully request that you relinquish your man card immediately.

Those were in no particular order but yes, sometimes making fat stacks is more important than pussy. For instance, never go to Vegas with a chick. Take your bro's before ho's. There are plenty of the latter in Vegas. Just ask Peter.

 

[HammerDown]

Vegas may be your mecca but not mine.

 

[Wheat]

Aren't you the racist hillbilly that said I post from my parent's basement? You should really get some new stuff cause you threw that old tired ass joke around on CBS all the time. Anytime someone would smack talk your tiny dick in the dirt you would pull out the old dusty and trusty "well, errr, you live in mom's basement....errrr" derpa derp.

Get back to me when you feel like stepping up to the plate.

88, 89 whatever. the point is, every year, dating back to CBS days, you claim she is 88. Why is that? How can Mrs. Fast Food Lover never age? It's mind boggling.

 

[romeo212000]

What a dumb ass. Doesn't even realize how many times he's given himself away.

 

[Rather Be Fishin']

What a dumb ass. Doesn't even realize how many times he's given himself away.

Fuck you, tattle tale. I went by "madcow" on CBS. So suck my asshole, dumbass.

 

[HammerDown]

"When are you going to let me out of the Toilet Bowl? I don't deserve this. Why am I being singled out? I'm a good poster."

 

[Kevin12773]

"When are you going to let me out of the Toilet Bowl? I don't deserve this. Why am I being singled out? I'm a good poster."

 

[Rather Be Fishin']

RIP FolgersRon

 

[Wild Turkey]

LMAO

 

[BoiseMike19]

Fuck you, tattle tale. I went by "madcow" on CBS. So suck my asshole, dumbass.

Madcow was a loud dumbass too!

 

[Wheat]

Madcow was a loud dumbass too!

yep, that is what I remember as well.

 

[FSUmanager]

Fuck you, tattle tale. I went by "madcow" on CBS. So suck my asshole, dumbass.

Ok I know I said I would stop posting, but this needs to be pointed out.

Your name on CBS was based after a MENTAL DISEASE in livestock? The joke writes itself.

 

[4down20]

Ok I know I said I would stop posting, but this needs to be pointed out.

Your name on CBS was based after a MENTAL DISEASE in livestock? The joke writes itself.

Sure it's not named after his wife?