Random NFL talk

[fightinfunbags]

No one counts anything other than SBs. No one

You don’t have control over when the NFL started. Sorry. Thanks for playing.

The Eagles have 4 championships.

 

[fightinfunbags]

Here's to the Eagles fans who show up to the game so early with the sole intention of getting so blind drunk that they seemingly care less about the game and more about throwing batteries and snowballs, including at Santa Claus, cheering for injuries, anything Cowboys whether they are the opponent or not and absolutely disgusting in-stadium behavior so bad that they needed a jail in the stadium

This is my favorite. I’ve seen you post on the politics board. You really shouldn’t be throwing stones at anyone. Thanks for announcing to everyone though how easy it is to get under your skin.

 

[fightinfunbags]

Philly, where there are so many tranq addicts that you could film the walking dead there without makeup and costumes

He’s so so so angry today.

 

[fightinfunbags]

Ok that’s more current and sadly accurate. Philly is the epicenter of the tranq epidemic. People are literally losing limbs shooting up with the stuff. It’s horrific.

It’s got nothing to do with this sports discussion. It’s just even more clear that he’s a bitter and angry man. It’s rather sad.

 

[jarntt]

This is my favorite. I’ve seen you post on the politics board. You really shouldn’t be throwing stones at anyone. Thanks for announcing to everyone though how easy it is to get under your skin.

Not under my skin at all. Just thought this is what you wanted a little back and forth to laugh at ourselves. Didn't expect it to make you cry

 

[jarntt]

You know Philly is bad when it makes people from Florida feel classy

 

[shopson67]

The Eagles had a dominant regular season that year, but with Wentz hurt teams were trying to manoeuvre into the #4 seed to play against them. The Eagles won 2 of the 3 playoff games by narrow margins. I wouldn't say they were lucky, (unlike the lucky Rams in 2021), but it's not a team history will remember.

Winning a super bowl is never lucky. Every winner has some unexpected things fall their way. If you want to call that lucky, then they're all lucky.

 

[jarntt]

I can go all night, like Eagles fans at the bar after 57 out of the 58 Super Bowls

 

[jarntt]

He’s so so so angry today.

Yeah because sitting here laughing is angry
Wait, so the jokes about you hurt your little feelings? Such a Hypocrite.

 

[Iggloo]

Jarntt I am not offended but your jokes are wack. You need to work on this.

 

[fightinfunbags]

Not under my skin at all. Just thought this is what you wanted a little back and forth to laugh at ourselves. Didn't expect it to make you cry

Clearly, I’m the one worked up and crying. People dying in the streets due to drug abuse is fucking hilarious! All in good fun on the football board.

 

[fightinfunbags]

Yeah because sitting here laughing is angry
Wait, so the jokes about you hurt your little feelings? Such a Hypocrite.

I don’t even think I’m capable of having feelings.

 

[fightinfunbags]

Jarntt I am not offended but your jokes are wack. You need to work on this.

What? You didn’t find allusions to zombie drug addicts strung out and dying to be funny? Maybe it’s not the material. Maybe it’s the delivery. Or maybe it’s us. Maybe you don’t get the jokes unless you’re out of touch with culture and wear black socks with your sandals and have a holster on your belt for your cell phone.

 

[jarntt]

What? You didn’t find allusions to zombie drug addicts strung out and dying to be funny? Maybe it’s not the material. Maybe it’s the delivery. Or maybe it’s us. Maybe you don’t get the jokes unless you’re out of touch with culture and wear black socks with your sandals and have a holster on your belt for your cell phone.

Perhaps you should let everyone know what is an isn't acceptable. I'm sure the mods have told you

edit: obviously at your advanced age you aren't aware, but gen Z has brought back the dark socks with sliders look. You're welcome

 

[jarntt]

I'll spot you guys the premise for one. As part of an overhaul of their food menu, AT&T Stadium is finally changing the name of the steak sandwich that they sell from the Philly Cheesesteak to the Cowboy cheesesteak. I'm sure there is a joke in there somewhere...

 

[fightinfunbags]

Perhaps you should let everyone know what is an isn't acceptable. I'm sure the mods have told you

edit: obviously at your advanced age you aren't aware, but gen Z has brought back the dark socks with sliders look. You're welcome

They’re called slides. Sliders are bite sized sandwiches. I expressly said sandals which are not slides.

You may now continue to regale us with your extensive knowledge of popular culture.

 

[fightinfunbags]

I'll spot you guys the premise for one. As part of an overhaul of their food menu, AT&T Stadium is finally changing the name of the steak sandwich that they sell from the Philly Cheesesteak to the Cowboy cheesesteak. I'm sure there is a joke in there somewhere...

If the menu says “Philly” before the word cheesesteak it’s not really a cheesesteak. It’s just Steak’em

 

[jarntt]

They’re called slides. Sliders are bite sized sandwiches. I expressly said sandals which are not slides.

You may now continue to regale us with your extensive knowledge of popular culture.

there's a difference between a typo and lack of knowledge. Trust me, I hear/see it constantly from my son and his friends, but kudos on the catch.
On the bolded, if you say so I can't dispute you know the difference, but I suspect you were unaware or you wouldn't have used that example...

 

[fightinfunbags]

there's a difference between a typo and lack of knowledge. Trust me, I hear/see it constantly from my son and his friends, but kudos on the catch.
On the bolded, if you say so...

Sandals have straps that buckle and shit.

 

[jarntt]

Sandals have straps that buckle and shit.

Yes. I have both myself. My son doesn't comprehend that we wore what are now referred to as slides (with black socks) before/after softball tourneys years ago. When the first guy started wearing them, we referred to them as "Air Jesus". At the time, it was funny...