post your really bad music jokes here.

[outofyourmind]

Q; What do you call a guy that hangs out with Musicians???
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A; A Drummer

 

[Yu Lee - A Nova Lover]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jU2pITrtwMs

 

[beardown07]

Creed

 

[beardown07]

Nickleback

 

[steveringo]

How many drummers does it tkae to screw in a light bulb?


51

One to do the work and 50 to wonder how Neil Peart would have done it.

 

[steveringo]

How can you tell when the stange is level?


The drummer is drooling from both side of his mouth.

 

[steveringo]

How can you tell if a drummer is at the door?


The knocking speeds up.

 

[steveringo]

Why do guitariste put drumstick on their dashboard?


So they can park in handicapped spots.

 

[steveringo]

What is the difference between a drummer and a savings bond?


The bond will mature and make money.

 

[steveringo]

What do you call a drummer that breaks up with his girlfriend?


Homeless.

 

[packerzrule]

 

[steveringo]

Deep in the African jungle, a safari was camped for the night. In the darkness, distant drums began a relentless throbbing that continued until dawn. The safari members were disturbed, but the guide reassured them: "Drums good. When drums stop, very bad." Every night the drumming continued, and every night the guide reiterated, "Drums good. When drums stop, VERY bad." This continues for several days until one morning the drumming suddenly stops and all the natives panic and run screaming. The man asks the guide what's the matter? The guide looking very frightened says: "When drums stop, VERY, VERY bad," he said. "Why is it bad?" asked a member of the safari. "Because when drums stop, bass solo begin!"

 

[blindbaby]

Not a joke per se, but this made me laugh (especially at the 49 sec mark)...

 

[outofyourmind]

that's some funny shit right there ringo

 

[blindbaby]

Q: Why did the drummer end up waking up at 2 in the afternoon?

A: The telephone rang.

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

What's worse than sweat on Dolly Parton's tits?


"Come on Eileen!"