Post here if you need affirmation

[Eugene Baker III]

You may be on the wrong board, Sir.

Hop on one of the 4 provided bandwagons or not....it's that simple.

We have not had football since 1975. I could have used some advice.

 

[Chewbaccer]

I've been crying in my beer ever since the Bama beat down.

 

[occupant]

UConn....i doubt I ever see them make the CFP.

But yall be ballin' an shit bro-ham!

Take your roundball dominance and be happy with that.

Tell you what, I got a guy that can give you plenty of football success for a small fee. Do you have an aversion to seeing blood?

 

[occupant]

I've been crying in my beer ever since the Bama beat down.

You should be battle-hardened by now soldier.

You guise haven't sniffed a CC or game of import in quite some time.

I think you are just wanting some attention.

Please redirect your browser to the Political Forum. Find a man called "Guzzling Utley's Man Juice". Tell him the code "BEHIND THE QUIZNOS". Thank me later.

 

[Deep Creek]

UConn....i doubt I ever see them make the CFP.

Bet they do before my Miners!

 

[occupant]

when I was twelve I chose not to be confirmed. Can I still be saved Santa? My Irish are not playing for the championship and I'm feeling a bit hollow inside. There really has to be more to life , no?

When you're at mass on Christmas Night, you be sure and hit the ol' Confessional. Rip a silent but deadly stankpickle whiff while you're in there. God loves a prankster, and you'll be giving the priest a little treat as well.

Pray hard to little Baby Jesus and his "virgin" Mother and maybe, JUST maybe you'll get an electronic football game. Eat the little felt footballs. If you follow my directions your team will win it all next year.

 

[whywork2]

When you're at mass on Christmas Night, you be sure and hit the ol' Confessional. Rip a silent but deadly stankpickle whiff while you're in there. God loves a prankster, and you'll be giving the priest a little treat as well.

Pray hard to little Baby Jesus and his "virgin" Mother and maybe, JUST maybe you'll get an electronic football game. Eat the little felt footballs. If you follow my directions your team will win it all next year.

Rodger that!

 

[Deep Creek]

Maybe I'm just bitter, but 4 teams aint a fucking playoff!!!

Ah come on. It is a mini playoff.

 

[B_dub]

When you're at mass on Christmas Night, you be sure and hit the ol' Confessional. Rip a silent but deadly stankpickle whiff while you're in there. God loves a prankster, and you'll be giving the priest a little treat as well.

Pray hard to little Baby Jesus and his "virgin" Mother and maybe, JUST maybe you'll get an electronic football game. Eat the little felt footballs. If you follow my directions your team will win it all next year.

 

[occupant]

...there's always next year.

 

[TheRobotDevil]

You may be on the wrong board, Sir.

Hop on one of the 4 provided bandwagons or not....it's that simple.

how do i know which bandwagon to hop on i may have been when they assigned bandwagons

 

[ElTexan]

Your team isn't in the playoff.

You need to feel better about this.

Post here. I can help.

Please, help. All I have to hold on to is running over your weak ass team on a national stage on a neutral field with my shitty one-dimensional team that your idiot coaching staff was too dumb to figure out or adjust to.

 

[romeo212000]

Please, help. All I have to hold on to is running over your weak ass team on a national stage on a neutral field with my shitty one-dimensional team that your idiot coaching staff was too dumb to figure out or adjust to.

Enjoy 7 losses. We're busy in the cfp. Nice try, texican.

 

[occupant]

Please, help. All I have to hold on to is running over your weak ass team on a national stage on a neutral field with my shitty one-dimensional team that your idiot coaching staff was too dumb to figure out or adjust to.

OK, ok...I can help with this. Ok....is your team still on? No? Ok, good.

Proceed to the College Basketball or the NHL boards immediately.

You are in serious danger.

Nutswinging on a team in your own conference that you have beaten, regardless of how inexplicable the victory, will lead you into a pseudo-quasi-faux sense of superiority. Remember: YOUR TEAM IS 5-7. YOUR TEAM IS SITTING AT HOME. YOUR COACH IS VERTICALLY CHALLENGED. YOUR MASCOT IS DINNER. REMEMBER. THIS IS YOUR MANTRA. "OH MY GOD WE REALLY SUCK....OH MY GOD WE REALLY SUCK....OH MY GOD WE REALLY SUCK..."

Remember, if your team sucks so bad that it isn't considered for a bowl game when they're letting 5-7 teams in, you may have a problem.

No affirmation available for you Sir, sorry about that. Want your money back?

 

[TigerBait1971]

Texas is bad at football...

lol

 

[B_dub]

Please, help. All I have to hold on to is running over your weak ass team on a national stage on a neutral field with my shitty one-dimensional team that your idiot coaching staff was too dumb to figure out or adjust to.

El Texan's Christmas card this year.

 

[ElTexan]

El Texan's Christmas card this year.
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How is it nut swinging to say MY team beat your ass?

#soonersmarts

 

[B_dub]

How is it nut swinging to say MY team beat your ass?

#soonersmarts

Merry Christmas buddy. Enjoy your bowl game.

 

[ralphiewvu]

Don't be shy little ones.

Climb up on ol' Occy's lap and let it all out.

HI OCCY!!!!!!!


I've been an extra good boy this year. I would like:
A pony
Pixy Sticks
Membership to dollar shave club
A tickled me Elmo 2 (the return)
A 30 pack a Genny Cream Ale
Brett Bielema's wife
Fried Green Tomato's the movie
And a cashmere scarf


Thanks

 

[romeo212000]

How is it nut swinging to say MY team beat your ass?

#soonersmarts

That you think that somehow makes your pathetic program relevant.