Post here if you need affirmation

[romeo212000]

I have a friend who can't seem to get over an embarrassing loss to a really shitty team in Southwestern State. How do I convince him that he isn't a failure as I'm afraid once he gets his ass beat by an ACC team he may become suicidal?

Bookmarked.

 

[Ballboy534]

Don't forget to make backhanded/passive-aggressive posts toward those who are enjoying more success.

How else are gonna feel swell about those Pirates taking it right in the poopdeck?

You suck. Enjoy your empty holiday season.

You mean like disliking all of their plorsts and saying things like "It's a shame that Oklahoma back-doored their way into the CFP with a loss to a 5-7 Tejas team despite Iowa being 12-1 and having their only loss be to a 12-1 MSU team"? Did I passive-aggressive right?

 

[DHoey]

Maybe I'm just bitter, but 4 teams aint a fucking playoff!!!

 

[romeo212000]

You mean like disliking all of their plorsts and saying things like "It's a shame that Oklahoma back-doored their way into the CFP with a loss to a 5-7 Tejas team despite Iowa being 12-1 and having their only loss be to a 12-1 MSU team"? Did I passive-aggressive right?

Seems conference championships are more important than quality losses...

 

[Wild Turkey]

Bookmarked.

I've waited for this day for so long I've finally been bookmarked!!!!

 

[romeo212000]

I've waited for this day for so long I've finally been bookmarked!!!!

Always good to meet your goals.

 

[whywork2]

Don't be shy little ones.

Climb up on ol' Occy's lap and let it all out.

when I was twelve I chose not to be confirmed. Can I still be saved Santa? My Irish are not playing for the championship and I'm feeling a bit hollow inside. There really has to be more to life , no?

 

[Ballboy534]

Seems conference championships are more important than quality losses...

I hate it when someone vaguely references and insults your plorst... FML

 

[DHoey]

Maybe I'm just bitter, but 4 teams aint a fucking playoff!!!

To the ass that BS'd my post, I thought we were in a "safe place"

 

[Ballboy534]

To the ass that BS'd my post, I thought we were in a "safe place"

Fuck your safe place sir, fuck it all to hell!

 

[DHoey]

Fuck your safe place sir, fuck it all to hell!

Fine then!!!!!!

I hope that hope that Clemson does what Clemson does and shits the bed against Oklahoma, and then Carolina gets their ass kicked by Seattle!

Yeah, that's right. Your perfect seasons will both go down the drain in back to back weeks!!! Bahahaha

 

[Ballboy534]

Fine then!!!!!!

I hope that hope that Clemson does what Clemson does and shits the bed against Oklahoma, and then Carolina gets their ass kicked by Seattle!

Yeah, that's right. Your perfect seasons will both go down the drain in back to back weeks!!! Bahahaha

 

[B_dub]

To the ass that BS'd my post, I thought we were in a "safe place"

 

[Wild Turkey]

To the ass that BS'd my post, I thought we were in a "safe place"

Hunger Strike is your only option at this point.

 

[TheRobotDevil]

Your team isn't in the playoff.

You need to feel better about this.

Post here. I can help.

My team is not in the CFP. Where do I pick up my firm asian

 

[7Samurai13]

My team is not in the CFP. Where do I pick up my firm asian

Arizona State

 

[occupant]

My team made the playoffs.....but I got squat humped by the Good Humor man when I was 7 years old so I'm pretty fucked up. Can you help?

Every time you hear the ice cream man coming, whack your tally with a hammer...that should make it go back down. Enjoy yourn playoff adventure!

 

[occupant]

I have a friend who can't seem to get over an embarrassing loss to a really shitty team in Southwestern State. How do I convince him that he isn't a failure as I'm afraid once he gets his ass beat by an ACC team he may become suicidal?

His team is playing an ACC team in a bowl? Hrmmm.....Ah, the old third-person trick. You're clearly in denial.

Sounds like your friend isn't the one with the problem Son. I have a good hunch that you yourself are the one who might be suicidal.

If you could scrape up about $200,000 and would be ok with donating it for a good cause, I could help you not feel so suicidal next year. Bolt your laptops and scooters down first though.

 

[occupant]

Little help please

YOU have a GREAT DEFENSE and NOBODY CAN TAKE THAT AWAY FROM YOU!

BE PROUD!

...and scoreless.

 

[occupant]

<<<<<<<<<<<< What's your plan for me?

You may be on the wrong board, Sir.

Hop on one of the 4 provided bandwagons or not....it's that simple.