Phillies want Sizemore!

[Macho Row]

I have a lot of friends/shit to do/drugs to buy in Wilmington, so now I have to take Kirkwood Highway because 95 is so sucking backed up. For the last three weeks, whenever there's been a problem in my life, I've just blamed it on 495

You may have just stumbled upon the next big internet sensation.

My cats got cancer:
Got it from 495.

My dick is microscopic:
Because of chronic masturbation with ankle socks.
And 495.

 

[Macho Row]

You'll come to learn Baltimore is synonymous with "gay" around here. Like, Liberace is Baltimore

Nice, kinda where I was going with that cruiser thing. Dudes trolling parks and wildlife areas looking for other dudes.

 

[Omar 382]

Nice, kinda where I was going with that cruiser thing. Dudes trolling parks and wildlife areas looking for other dudes.

Yeah, it's easily the gayest city in America. You can get my feelings about the place in the "Morality 1" thread

 

[Omar 382]

nevermind. I gotta go . I'll hang up and listen

How come when you log off, it says you're "off"? When I log off, it will still say I'm "on" for the next 5 hours

 

[Omar 382]

Also, how was Rupp part of the guys responsible for "our offense"? He was 0-3 with 2 Ks. Are you sure you aren't dipping into WW's stash?

The stash I got on 8th street??? How the fuck did you hear about that?

 

[Retroram52]

It's ok, I'm sure he was "just joking".

Yep just joking. Geez guys.

 

[Retroram52]

WW, there is PC86, one of the mods.

 

[Retroram52]

Yea Cedrique, I get that Utely had a terrible series and was continuing into the Marlins and he has done fairly well this season up to about a week ago. Don't know what is up with him lately?

 

[Omar 382]

WW, there is PC86, one of the mods.

Retro, you know I'm not down with any snitches

 

[Retroram52]

Yep, I know that for sure, WW!