Philadelphia Phillies 2024 Baseball Season

[Retroram52]

Didn't even put up much of a whimper on this one. That must have been one helluva a party. Time to get on the plane and go somewhere else.

 

[Retroram52]

That somewhere else is San Franshithole!

 

[jvett77]

Presenting: The Dildoes! Down 8-4 in the 8th.

 

[Retroram52]

Well shit. I don't think the Dildoes have recovered from the 1-2 loss from the Rockies series and now there was a lot of oferring going on. Lots of players that used to hit are now not hitting. Jackasses are going to fool around and lose their best record and possibly fall to the Bitches to a Second Place in the NL East.

 

[eaglesnut]

It's tough being at the top.

Phillies will have to learn to do it.

Can't peak mid May.

 

[Retroram52]

Apparently the dildoes have come back to stay for awhile. Now all of a sudden, they can't play defense. What the hell is wrong with these guys?

Phillies play worst defensive game of season, Walker struggles in loss to Giants

SAN FRANCISCO — Six starts in, Taijuan Walker is still searching. Searching for consistency, searching for confidence, searching for his best pitch. Walker took the loss for the Phillies on Memorial Day, allowing six runs over six innings. The Phils dug an early three-run hole, then came back to...

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[Retroram52]

Lots of hits, but no runs in shitland!

 

[Retroram52]

Ah, crap, we are effed. Alvarado is in!!

 

[Retroram52]

Fitzgerald gets walked with 0 outs. Now we need a Dub play like no tomorrow.

 

[Retroram52]

Two on, two outs. Somebody needs to get an out like ASAP!

 

[Retroram52]

Last chance before we go into overtime!

 

[Retroram52]

Seven freakin' hits and no runs. This is Dildoes country again.

 

[Retroram52]

Stott flies out. One out. Somebody please hit a homer right about now.

 

[Retroram52]

Bottom of the Ninth. That side was useless.

 

[Retroram52]

Marsh makes it to third on the sac hit by Clemens and Schwarber gets walked with one out. All we need is a hit and this game is done.

 

[Retroram52]

Damn it.

 

[Retroram52]

Good. Fireballer Strahm is in at the right time!

 

[Retroram52]

That is what happens when you deliberately walk somebody in extra Innings.

 

[Retroram52]

The Dildoes are back and this team has retreated in suckland!!

 

[jvett77]

Phils are in a funk losing four of five on this western trip. Just hope they win tomorrow before hopping the plane home.