Philadelphia Phillies 2022 Baseball Season

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Brogdon serves-up a Single. No Outs.

 

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The D helps-out.

 

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Brogdon is doing O.K.

 

[Retroram52]

I don't know what it is with our Douchebag Pitchers but when they get to the last batter for a potential Third out and they get two strikes on the guy, they go into dumbass mode and just eff-it-up!! Why can't these dumbasses just get the third strike at the plate and end the side?

 

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Right on cue, Brogdon has the batter with two outs and two strikes and he serves-up a deep base hit and gives-up a run! Good grief these Douchebags are predictable.

 

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Now the dumbass has to start all over-again to get the Third out to this side. WTH is wrong with these Douchebags??!!

 

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Well we get the out and now Castellfraudos starts the 8th Inning side.

 

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YEA!! B. STOTT GETS A DOUBLE TO LEFT FIELD!!

 

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Let's go Segura. Get Stott home.

 

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Munoz hits for Maton.

 

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We have stranded a whopping 10 runners today. TEN!!

 

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Zeuch has an ERA of 15. OUCH!

 

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Last side in the 9th. Let's hope we can get through this WITHOUT ANY RUNS!!

 

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The outfield is being rearranged.

 

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Maybe Robertson is going to be the real closer we traded for and less of a Douchebag Pitcher.

 

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Got Friedl at the plate.

 

[Retroram52]

Way to go Robertson. WAY TO ADVANCE THE RUNNER ON A WILD PITCH, YA FLIPPIN DUMBASS!!

 

[Retroram52]

Nope. Robertson puts the tying run on base with a walk. This dude is a bona fide Douchebag Pitcher!! With one frikin out no less!!

 

[Cedrique]

Way to go Robertson. WAY TO ADVANCE THE RUNNER ON A WILD PITCH, YA FLIPPIN DUMBASS!!

What are you new here? You thought they were just going to have a clean 9th inning? They have to build the drama

 

[Cedrique]

Done and done