Philadelphia Phillies 2022 Baseball Season

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Bohm has had a hit since the Third Inning. Time to put-up another hit.

 

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Alot of ground-outs. Dildoes must be filtering in.

 

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Excellent get-on base for Realmuto as Framer screws-the-pooch.

 

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Looks like Castellfraudos ahs decided to play baseball as he Singled to Center and Realmuto goes to Second Base.

 

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Just one out Dildoes!

 

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Stott is just suckin' today!

 

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Bases once again juiced and Maton shits-the-bed. WE have left 8 players on base today. This is not a good trend.

 

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And the Parade of Douchebag Pitchers starts-off with numbnuts Nelson!

 

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Nelson gives-up a Single to Barrero. This is not a good start.

 

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Does this Douchebag Pitcher ever throw strikes?

 

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Numbnuts Nelson gives another hit. Fraley doubled to deep right center, Barrero to third.

 

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Now the douchebag gives-up a run. When are the Phillies going to get rid of this Douchebag? Friedl hit sacrifice fly to right, Barrero scored, Fraley to third.

 

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Once again, he walks Sensel and the tying run is at the plate.

 

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After all the damage that Numbnuts Nelson just accomplished, the Dildoes trot-out Bellatti who is worse than Numbnuts Nelson!!

 

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Out of the 8 stranded batters today for the Dildoes, not one of them scored a run (duh). And here we are precariously hoping the Parade of Douchebag Pitchers can get us through the next three Innings without adding more runs. This is why it is imperative that you DO NOT STRAND RUNNERS without scoring runs!!

 

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After Vierling explodes with a triple, there's Dildoes Schwarber doing stupid shit like grounding-out.

 

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It is as easy and simple as Hoskins Singles to shallow Left and Vierling scores!

 

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Somebody got greedy. Realmuto doubled to deep Right field, Hoskins thrown out at home. Hoskins must be damn slow!

 

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Three sides left to bag another win. All we have to do is not let one of these Douchebag Pitchers eff-things-up.

 

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Brogdon is a tad better.