Philadelphia Phillies 2022 Baseball Season

[Retroram52]

Alvarado gets out of the jam he got himself into without anymore runs and we need to add a few more runs for insurance because of the way the Dildoes keep sticking their noses back in the game at home..

 

[Retroram52]

Two more sides and we have another win.

 

[Cedrique]

Another bomb for Bryce!

2-3 2 HRs, 2 walks

 

[Retroram52]

Come on Realmuto. There is only one out.

 

[Retroram52]

Castellfraudos hits the warning track!

 

[Retroram52]

Ah shit! Hand Job is in. We are screwed.

 

[Cedrique]

Castellfraudos hits the warning track!

Need to move the fence in 8 feet next year.

 

[Retroram52]

That's one Hand Job.

 

[Retroram52]

What the hell you doin Sosa??

 

[Retroram52]

Now we need a double play to end this before Hand Job effs-up!

 

[Retroram52]

Hand Job is screwin' this side-up. Served-up another base hit with one out.

 

[Retroram52]

Get them at the plate ya flippin' dumbass!

 

[Retroram52]

That's two.

 

[Cedrique]

Nice. I thought Sosa was going to come sprinting out to right field to fuck that one up too.........

 

[Cedrique]

Oh great, break out the dildoes

 

[Retroram52]

Just as I thought. Damn Hand-Job served-up a triple!! Friedl tripled to deep center, Senzel scored and K. Farmer scored.

 

[Retroram52]

That dumbass has got to be right up there with Nelson and Brogdon for giving away games late.

 

[Retroram52]

I don't know why we keep these jackasses on the pitching staff. They have given away more games this year than in any time I can remember.

 

[Cedrique]

2 runs is all they need. How card can that be?

 

[Retroram52]

After Hand Job gives-up two runs, he then decides to strike the batter out at the plate and now we have to come-up with two runs to win this thing.