Philadelphia Phillies 2022 Baseball Season

[Retroram52]

Realmuto steals to third.

 

[Retroram52]

Useless boy Number 1 strikes-out again.

 

[Retroram52]

Number 12 stranded. I don't know why the Dildoes even bother stealing bases. They strand the over-whelming majority of the runners that stole the base in the end anyways.

 

[Retroram52]

Dominguez relieves Robertson who gave-up a run.

 

[Retroram52]

Last side.

 

[Retroram52]

Dominguez's ERA is 1.48. Pretty stout for a relief Pitcher.

 

[Retroram52]

Well we escaped that game with a win. Came into asleep and being Dildoes but then the Phillies arrived and we managed to generate some runs. Almost gave it away. Onward we go to tomorrow for Game 2.

 

[Retroram52]

We were as close as 2.5 games to the Bitches a week ago and now it is back to 6.0 games. Bitches are leading the Mutts right now.

 

[Retroram52]

Let's see who shows-up to day to play the Reds.

 

[Cedrique]

Bases juiced and 1 out. Hopefully we cash in here

 

[Retroram52]

Looks like the Phillies are here today as Segura is safe at first on fielding error by first baseman Votto. Marsh gets on base and Stubbs walked, Marsh to second, Segura to third. The bases are juiced with one out. This could be some runs here.

 

[Retroram52]

Frikin Vierling striking-out does little to help here with this opportunity.

 

[Cedrique]

Logan O'Hoppe has 5 bombs in 26 ABs with the Angels AA team.

 

[Retroram52]

And once again, the Dildoes squander a golden opportunity to score big with poor hitting and just plain ridiculous play. Three runners stranded.

 

[Retroram52]

Logan O'Hoppe has 5 bombs in 26 ABs with the Angels AA team.

That was still a bad trade giving away O'Hoppe. Marsh isn't doing any better than Herrera was doing and we should have not made that trade. Dombrowski got all beside himself with the trade deadline and started doing stupid shit. That was one stupid trade. Marsh has done little since he has been here.

 

[Retroram52]

Hall is rapidly turning into a Douchebag. He has been hanging around the Dildoes culture too long already and the effects are evident.

 

[Retroram52]

Just when I am bad-mouthing the guy, he comes out of his Dildoes slump and hits a homer one side too late.

 

[Retroram52]

WHAT THE HELL!!! Useless boy Castellfraudos hits a homer to make it a back-to-backer. Geez. What has gotten into these Dildoes?

 

[Retroram52]

The Bitches are just 4.5 back of the Mutts. we are 6.0 back of the Bitches. Wins are at a premium for the Dildoes.

 

[Cedrique]

Oh shit, Aaron Rowand 2.0