Paulina Gretzky update

[SLY]

lol, I just did a search. APparently there is a site for every player trying to find out their "status", and who their girlfriend is. Pretty sad.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Paulina Gretzky Gets To Know Jarret Stoll | SportsGrid

 

[jstewismybastardson]

for the single guys out there ... trust me ... the line "woops i dropped my beer cap into your bikini bottoms" works every time

 

[SLY]

Nice, I will be trying this.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

That would be an uncomfortable father-daughter's boyfriend convo.

wayne should be worried ... if Stoll was down with Rachel Hunter he can go cougar again

/"Jarrett ... meet my mom Janet"

//bow-chicka-wow-wow

 

[blindbaby]

Rachel Hunter: Rod [Stewart], you're too old for me, I'm out of here.
Jarret Stoll: Rachel [Hunter], you're too old for me, I'm out of here.
Paulina Gretzky: Jarret [Stoll], you're too old for me, I'm out of here.

 

[elocomotive]

Rachel Hunter: Rod [Stewart], you're too old for me, I'm out of here.
Jarret Stoll: Rachel [Hunter], you're too old for me, I'm out of here.
Paulina Gretzky: Jarret [Stoll], you're too old for me, I'm out of here.

Ahhhh, the circle of life...

 

[DChero]

Rachel Hunter: Rod [Stewart], you're too old for me, I'm out of here.
Jarret Stoll: Rachel [Hunter], you're too old for me, I'm out of here.
Paulina Gretzky: Jarret [Stoll], you're too old for me, I'm out of here.

As Mr Bill Goldberg would say; "Who's next?!"

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Rachel Hunter: Rod [Stewart], you're too old for me, I'm out of here.
Jarret Stoll: Rachel [Hunter], you're too old for me, I'm out of here.
Paulina Gretzky: Jarret [Stoll], you're too old for me, I'm out of here.

Ahhhh, the circle of life...

As Mr Bill Goldberg would say; "Who's next?!"

yah i was gonna ask blind baby to stick with the theme and "keep drilling down"

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Biebs: Paulina
13 year old mickey mouse clubhouse member: Biebs
RKelly: 13 year old mickey mouse clubhouse member

 

[DChero]

yah i was gonna ask blind baby to stick with the theme and "keep drilling down"

Zing-pow?

 

[blindbaby]

Damn, I forgot about Biebs.

/and here I was thinking Paulina was only too old in Hollywood for Woody Allen and Roman Polanski

 

[puckhead]

I am a big fan of her brunette friend
Paulina Gretzky Movie Grown Ups 2 | Vancity Buzz | Vancouver Blog

 

[esls79]

I know the casting director for that movie - I'll ask how she got the part

 

[jstewismybastardson]

I know the casting director for that movie - I'll ask how she got the part

Pictures of the "audition" or it didnt happen

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

God damn. I'd rob a bank, shit on a hobo and kidnap Mickey Mouse for a night with those two girls.

oh please

You'd probably do those things for an Egg McMuffin too

 

[SLY]

oh please

You'd probably do those things for an Egg McMuffin too

Nah, I can afford that. I can't afford those type of women though.

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

God damn. I'd rob a bank, shit on a hobo and kidnap Mickey Mouse for a night with those two girls.

oh please

You'd probably do those things for an Egg McMuffin too

Nah, I can afford that. I can't afford those type of women though.

You can afford an Egg McMuffin, 2 small hand towels and a bottle of chloroform though. Problem solved.

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

don't get freaked out people, the chloroform is to knock himself out to have sweet dreams of being ravaged by two lovely young ladies.'

the second towel s for wiping the sweat from his brow after the exciting ream sequence.


sheesh


what were YOU people thinking I meant.

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

I should close that browser window before my wife asks why I googled the proper spelling of "chloroform"...



nah, could make for a fun weekend of mystery, intrigue and couch sleeping...