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Paulina Gretzky update

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She has daddy's number tattooed above the golden triangle?

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Maybe she refers to that area as "Gretzky's office"
 

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Number 10?

awww caman ... you knew this!!!

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Well it would be a hell of a lot less creepy than having her dad's number tattooed near her genitals. You don't need the tattoo Paulina, everyone with Instagram knows you have daddy issues.
 

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that area is actually Gretzkys orifice

That make sense. I was thinking about this last night. My joke was pretty supid because wouldnt "Gretzky's office" be on the backside since his office was behind the net?
 

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I was hoping you were going to work trapezoid into the mix somehow, comeds...
 

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That make sense. I was thinking about this last night. My joke was pretty supid because wouldnt "Gretzky's office" be on the backside since his office was behind the net?

this is true ... paulinas office would be behind the fishnets
 

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Probably not what The Great One had in mind when he said he wanted to keep his family in tow.
 

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That make sense. I was thinking about this last night. My joke was pretty supid because wouldnt "Gretzky's office" be on the backside since his office was behind the net?

Going behind the net is the first step towards scoring a secondary assist.
 

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That's a gross misconduct - and you'll have to talk to fanny, er I mean Shanny.

Hopefully there's no fine. I'm already in arrears.
 
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