Pat fans may not want to read this post. I'm about to shit all over everything you believe to be true and holy.
1. Belichik is a cheater.
2. Tom Brady is a cheater.
3. "The Deflator" got his nickname by deflating footballs, not his gut.
4. Part of your defense has been "other teams are cheating too." You may be right, other teams may be doing it, but it's the Patriots who keep getting caught. This means there are only 2 logical conclusions. Either the Patriots are the only one's cheating. Or they are the stupidest fucking cheaters in history and make the morons responsible for Watergate look like fucking geniuses.
5. Gisele is a beard.
6. Brady is pheg.
7. Belichik isn't human, he's an automoton.
8. Your team calls themselves the Patriots and their colors are red, blue and fucking silver. How can they be the Patriots and not even get the fucking colors right? It's red, WHITE and blue.
9. Everyone liked you better when you were the Boston Patriots (and got the fucking colors right).
10. Robert Kraft is turning into Donald Sterling with all of his protestations and claims of innocence. He's about as believable too.
11. The "Patriot Way" is a sham.
That is all.
1. Belichik is a cheater.
2. Tom Brady is a cheater.
3. "The Deflator" got his nickname by deflating footballs, not his gut.
4. Part of your defense has been "other teams are cheating too." You may be right, other teams may be doing it, but it's the Patriots who keep getting caught. This means there are only 2 logical conclusions. Either the Patriots are the only one's cheating. Or they are the stupidest fucking cheaters in history and make the morons responsible for Watergate look like fucking geniuses.
5. Gisele is a beard.
6. Brady is pheg.
7. Belichik isn't human, he's an automoton.
8. Your team calls themselves the Patriots and their colors are red, blue and fucking silver. How can they be the Patriots and not even get the fucking colors right? It's red, WHITE and blue.
9. Everyone liked you better when you were the Boston Patriots (and got the fucking colors right).
10. Robert Kraft is turning into Donald Sterling with all of his protestations and claims of innocence. He's about as believable too.
11. The "Patriot Way" is a sham.
That is all.