Outhouse to Penthouse.

[Mangler]

<considers the depth of this philosophical subject turn while cleaning up another puddle of dog piss...>

I sympathize Otis, Got a puppy a couple of months ago, and that is all I do. Hopefully she has turned the corner and goes outside, time will tell.

 

[mick7-1961]

Yeah... rules of getting older..
1) Never waste a hard-on
2) Never pass up a chance to piss
3) and Never, Never trust a fart....

Bucket List

Jack Nicholson

 

[Otis B. Driftwood]

I sympathize Otis, Got a puppy a couple of months ago, and that is all I do. Hopefully she has turned the corner and goes outside, time will tell.

Bastard is five years old. My wife HAD to have a Yorkie. Also insisted that the crate would not be used as it was cruel.

So - this is the result. He goes outside... and he goes inside.

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

Yeah... rules of getting older..
1) Never waste a hard-on
2) Never pass up a chance to piss
3) and Never, Never trust a fart....

that last one is critical. Only takes once to learn that lesson.

 

[mick7-1961]

that last one is critical. Only takes once to learn that lesson.

*checks drawers*



















Yep

 

[Backroads]

Just tell women you got a gorilla dong.

It sounds huge... but the reality is they average about 1.5"

I do NOT want to know how anyone studied this subject....

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

I do NOT want to know how anyone studied this subject....

lol @ scientist that like playing with monkey dicks.

 

[williewilliejuan]

lol @ scientist that like playing with monkey dicks.

Gotta love the business cards:

Shirley Ujest, PhD
Monkey Dick Scientist

 

[Mangler]

*checks drawers*



















Yep

If they are wet or lumpy-----> epic failure

 

[CusswordJim]

lol @ scientist that like playing with monkey dicks.

really! Who wakes up in the morning and thinks....ya know....this would be a good day to study some monkey penis.......

 

[Backroads]

Yeah... rules of getting older..
1) Never waste a hard-on
2) Never pass up a chance to piss
3) and Never, Never trust a fart....

I'm a RoadWarrior and travel every week.

This makes some flights VERY interesting and "on the edge of your seat".

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

really! Who wakes up in the morning and thinks....ya know....this would be a good day to study some monkey penis.......

wonder how the hypothesis reads when starting that piece of research.

 

[Canuck eh?]

really! Who wakes up in the morning and thinks....ya know....this would be a good day to study some monkey penis.......

BM?

 

[Mangler]

really! Who wakes up in the morning and thinks....ya know....this would be a good day to study some monkey penis.......

Not too sure I would want to get close to a 500 lb horny Gorilla with a chub on, sounds like that could go sour pretty quickly

 

[CusswordJim]

wonder how the hypothesis reads when starting that piece of research.

I also think it would have to be a hands on study....and that seems pretty gay....and creepy.

 

[Otis B. Driftwood]

really! Who wakes up in the morning and thinks....ya know....this would be a good day to study some monkey penis.......

Probably someone who after careful consideration decided that their choice in college education was a poor one.

 

[CusswordJim]

Not too sure I would want to get close to a 500 lb horny Gorilla with a chub on, sounds like that could go sour pretty quickly

for sure! If a gorilla says you are his bitch....pretty sure you are his bitch...no fighting that off.

 

[Canuck eh?]

for sure! If a gorilla says you are his bitch....pretty sure you are his bitch...no fighting that off.

Damn Jim, your image of being a gorilla bitch killed the thread.

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

ya'll quit spankin it and get back here.

 

[Otis B. Driftwood]

Damn Jim, your image of being a gorilla bitch killed the thread.

Speaking of which... I believe it's time to come up with a witty new name for the next 10,000 posts. Something that further distances us from our old digs and endears us to those who support the mighty Mastadons.