Outhouse to Penthouse.

[Macho Row]

 

[UnBiasedPerspective]

uncle dads and momma aunts shit be real

Maybe I should spend more time thinking about friend requests...

 

[UnBiasedPerspective]

Gordon is a sissy and Johnson has an annoying voice.

But who knows, I might like the 24 team a little bit when Chase Elliott takes over. I live just a very short drive from Dawsonville.

Yeah, yeah yeah. You're just pissed they pull better tang than you.

And I'll bet they could pull more and bigger fish out of your stretch of the river too.

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

They are only the 2 most consistently successful drivers of the last 20 years. Notice I didn't say best, that would be Tony.

I also didn't say entertaining, that would be Happy. Although he has really mellowed since he got married.

I agree, but I don't know if I'd say Tony has been the best over the last 20 years. In fact, I don't know who'd I say has been the best over that time frame. Tony would certainly be one, along with Jeff, Mark Martin, Kenseth, ...

 

[Chewbaccer]

They are only the 2 most consistently successful drivers of the last 20 years. Notice I didn't say best, that would be Tony.

I also didn't say entertaining, that would be Happy. Although he has really mellowed since he got married.

I do think that Harvick's performance this year(not results, but performance) proves that RCR was holding him back big time. The only drivers to ever win with Childress were Big E(and he is the most talented driver of all time, he could have won races in a bone stock Ford Pinto) and Harvick. Childress has the most reliable equipment out there, but has always lacked speed, I hope he will put more money into the team with his grandkids coming up.

 

[UnBiasedPerspective]

I have the s5 with no case. it's taken several drops and been flown around in a car accident already. no marks except on the bottom, and it's just a cosmetic scratch. no effect on anything. the iPhone would've been shattered

My momma rocks an iPhone. Or at least calls me routinely asking me why it don't work...

 

[Chewbaccer]

Yeah, yeah yeah. You're just pissed they pull better tang than you.

And I'll bet they could pull more and bigger fish out of your stretch of the river too.

If I made millions of dollars driving a race car for a living, I'd hope I could pull better tang than dump truck driver in Appalachia. I'm not complaining though, I'm not looking to get married right now so it's all about quantity.

 

[UnBiasedPerspective]

I agree, but I don't know if I'd say Tony has been the best over the last 20 years. In fact, I don't know who'd I say has been the best over that time frame. Tony would certainly be one, along with Jeff, Mark Martin, Kenseth, ...

IMHO, Tony could drive anything in any format and win. He reminds me so much of AJ. My dream ishewould give up NASCAR to coach in the NFL and take over the Cowboys. It may all be an act, but he seemsto love what he does and can't stand coming in second.

 

[UnBiasedPerspective]

If I made millions of dollars driving a race car for a living, I'd hope I could pull better tang than dump truck driver in Appalachia. I'm not complaining though, I'm not looking to get married right now so it's all about quantity.

I used to think it was about quantity too. Nowadays it's all about avoiding batshit crazy.

 

[Chewbaccer]

They are only the 2 most consistently successful drivers of the last 20 years. Notice I didn't say best, that would be Tony.

I also didn't say entertaining, that would be Happy. Although he has really mellowed since he got married.

Since 1994, Tony Jeff or Jimmie has been the best no doubt, I like Tony since he has some personality.

As far as entertaining, Harvick has had his fair share of moments, but I'd like to add Ward Burton to the entertainment list due to his interview skills.

 

[williewilliejuan]

If I made millions of dollars driving a race car for a living, I'd hope I could pull better tang than dump truck driver in Appalachia. I'm not complaining though, I'm not looking to get married right now so it's all about quantity.

How is your cousin anyway?

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

I used to think it was about quantity too. Nowadays it's all about avoiding batshit crazy.

Yea, but they are the ones that are usually buck wild in the sack. Some of the best sex I ever had was with the bat shit crazy ones.

 

[Chewbaccer]

How is your cousin anyway?

They're all doing good as far as I know.

 

[Otis B. Driftwood]

I like what I've heard of him. But nowadays in Nashville, looks is more important than talent. The rough looking guys that I listen to(Waylon, Merle, Willie, etc) wouldn't have a chance to make it big today. Since Jamey Johnson has been kicked back to Shooter and Hank 3 status now, Miranda Lambert and Kacey Musgraves are the two most talented Country singers out there today IMO.

I've kinda settled in with the Red Dirt genre down here in Texas. Very reminicient of the mid-70's era of outlaw stuff. I just can't do radio anymore. Even satellite radio is scripted to the point that it's unbearable.

I have a smart phone with over 5,000 songs on it. Red Dirt is a significant part of the collection. If I'm listening to the radio, it's the local sports talk station and nothing else anymore.

 

[UnBiasedPerspective]

Yea, but they are the ones that are usually buck wild in the sack. Some of the best sex I ever had was with the bat shit crazy ones.

Yea, and I seem to get drawn like a moth to a flame.

But it wears you out sleeping with one eye open all the time.

And damn if today's "ladies" haven't found ways to get into my gun safe.

I blame the liberals...

 

[Otis B. Driftwood]

I haven't seen anywhere.

I need to quit while I'm still in my early 20's. I think I could handle not having the nicotine, I I'd need something in my lip. Sunflower seeds or something.

I stopped on April 1, 1994. Even now I still think about it.

That crap is addictive as hell.

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

I've kinda settled in with the Red Dirt genre down here in Texas. Very reminicient of the mid-70's era of outlaw stuff. I just can't do radio anymore. Even satellite radio is scripted to the point that it's unbearable.

I have a smart phone with over 5,000 songs on it. Red Dirt is a significant part of the collection. If I'm listening to the radio, it's the local sports talk station and nothing else anymore.

What is this red dirt you speak of?

 

[(Un)]

I stopped on April 1, 1994. Even now I still think about it.

That crap is addictive as hell.

It's all just one big April Fool's joke you've been playing on yourself. You can start back up anytime.

 

[williewilliejuan]

Checked out the new FanNation. Those ass-scented fuckmonkeys could fuck up a free handjob.

 

[Chewbaccer]

I've kinda settled in with the Red Dirt genre down here in Texas. Very reminicient of the mid-70's era of outlaw stuff. I just can't do radio anymore. Even satellite radio is scripted to the point that it's unbearable.

I have a smart phone with over 5,000 songs on it. Red Dirt is a significant part of the collection. If I'm listening to the radio, it's the local sports talk station and nothing else anymore.

My Sporcle playlist has nearly 5000 songs.

I listen to the radio at work because I have no choice other than silence when I get tired of screwing with people on the CB, but there is a classic country station I can pick up most of the time, so it's not bad.

Texas Country is the best genre of country out there today. I'd rather go to Austin than Nashville to enjoy real music.

Is Red Dirt what I call Texas Country? Hank 3, Shooter, Kevin Fowler, Unknown Hinson, etc?