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My daughter asked me what my favourite joke is... I couldn't think of an appropriate answer.
Here's mine:
Man comes home from work at the pickle factory and he's completely distraught.
His wife asks "what's wrong honey?"
The guy says "I've lost my job. It was the worst thing. Ever since I started there I have had this
overwhelming urge to put my penis in the pickle-slicer. Finally I couldn't resit anymore, so I did it."
The wife says "Oh my god! are you OK?"
"yes, yes, I'm fine. But I got caught so they fired me"
"I have to ask - what happened with the pickle slicer"
"Oh, she got fired too"
so what's yours?
Here's mine:
Man comes home from work at the pickle factory and he's completely distraught.
His wife asks "what's wrong honey?"
The guy says "I've lost my job. It was the worst thing. Ever since I started there I have had this
overwhelming urge to put my penis in the pickle-slicer. Finally I couldn't resit anymore, so I did it."
The wife says "Oh my god! are you OK?"
"yes, yes, I'm fine. But I got caught so they fired me"
"I have to ask - what happened with the pickle slicer"
"Oh, she got fired too"
so what's yours?