OT: This is so freaking COOL!

[Darkstone42]

Wait, that's not how you guys decorate your trees?

Anything that doesn't stick just wasn't destined to be on the tree anyway.

 

[Comeds]

Good news! My luck has officially changed. I won the $25 gift card at my office holiday party. Nothing can stop me now!

And I can build this dream together
Standing strong forever
Nothing's gonna stop me now
And if this world runs out of lovers
I'll still have each other
Nothing's gonna stop me, nothing's gonna stop me

 

[dash]

Last night I had the strangest dream
I sailed away to China
In a little row boat to find ya
And you said you had to get your heater fixed
The repairman failed to show up
What does that mean
And you said

 

[forty_three]

One day you feel quite stable
The next you're comin' off the wall
But I think that you should warn me
If you start heading for a fall
I see the problem start
I watch the tension grow
I see you keeping it to yourself
And then instead of reaching conclusions
I see you reaching for something else

No one can stop you now
Tonight you're on the loose
No one to tell you how
Tonight you're on the loose
No one can stop you now
Tonight you're on the loose
No one to tell you how
Tonight you're on the loose

 

[forty_three]

Ouch.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

if youre on a limited budget but still want to show your loved ones you care this christmas ... buy them an ipad

 

[jstewismybastardson]

11 Trolly Christmas Gifts To Give Someone You Hatehttp://www.buzzfeed.com/erinchack/trolly-christmas-gifts-to-give-someone-you-hate?bftw=main

 

[elocomotive]

And to think most places are just trying to get people to stop texting...

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Come on, Eloco. Can't you read? This isn't a joke.


4 years ago, Comeds got rear-ended on I-75 by someone jerking under the influence.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Come on, Eloco. Can't you read? This isn't a joke.


4 years ago, Comeds got rear-ended on I-75 by someone jerking under the influence.

Rereading this some 15 minutes after posting it, I now realize that this came out wrong. Very, very wrong.

 

[Comeds]

Come on, Eloco. Can't you read? This isn't a joke.


4 years ago, Comeds got rear-ended on I-75 by someone jerking under the influence.

Rereading this some 15 minutes after posting it, I now realize that this came out wrong. Very, very wrong.

Whoa! I told you that in confidence!

Now its all coming back. The shame, the embarrassment, the torn clothing......

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

Holy shit:

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Whoa! I told you that in confidence!

Now its all coming back. The shame, the embarrassment, the torn clothing......

Don't worry, I won't release the pics. I made hard copies and deleted the ones on my computer. You're safe!

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

 

[forty_three]

Don't worry, I won't release the pics. I made hard copies and deleted the ones on my computer. You're safe!

Or so you think.

 

[elocomotive]

Or so you think.

The flappening?



Get it...

...cause he's a bird.



Yeah...

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

The flappening?



Get it...

...cause he's a bird.



Yeah...

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

820!