OT: This is so freaking COOL!

[sabresfaninthesouth]

This guy just doesn't like snakes.

Also heard nearby:

I am so sick of these motherfuckin' snakes in this motherfuckin' web cafe.

 

[forty_three]

 

[dare2be]

Japanese metric system parts don't fit American models.

 

[dash]

Obviously, a blown head gasket

 

[sbb122]

QTY 10? I'm guessing he broke the first 9

unless...

 

[thedddd]

 

[forty_three]

https://drivetribe.com/p/KCcjC4GERF...ign=formula1&utm_medium=fb&utm_source=organic

The Andretti Quote was my signature and personal motto for a while.

I like this one better now:
1.) "Straight roads are for fast cars, turns are for fast drivers"
- Colin MCrae

 

[KennyBanyeah]

2017 Tesla Model S P100D First Test: A New Record - 0-60 MPH in 2.28 Seconds! - Motor Trend

 

[esls79]

Sidney Crosby drives a Tesla.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Sidney Crosby drives a Tesla.

 

[forty_three]

Sidney Crosby drives a Tesla.

A pink one. And he has an iPod full of Nickelback.




NO! A ZUNE

 

[forty_three]

Vacuum is afraid of gaps.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Funny Examples of Pareidolia (Seeing Faces In Everyday Objects)

 

[thedddd]

Vacuum is afraid of gaps.

That guy looks like that fake get rich quick guy with the fake books in his garage with the rented Lamborghini's.

 

[thedddd]

Upscale Hooters?

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Was gonna make an "asians have small dicks" joke but thought it was a bit too racist so ill let samsung take it from here

 

[jstewismybastardson]

^i didnt look through the replies but ive gotta think theres a "sick burn samsung" tweet with a galaxy on fire in there somewhere

 

[puckhead]

 

[forty_three]

 

[forty_three]