OT: This is so freaking COOL!

[KennyBanyeah]

I am totally not a robot.

Caman!!

Kimberlee is a polling clerk and that's just how she spells her name in Russian. Nothing to see here.

 

[forty_three]

So a few weeks back, they moved me and my team to a larger lab space on a different floor. As I wander around the new floor (back and forth to the ice machine or the potty, etc) I notice that there are signs on the end of the rows of cubes listing the names, in order down the row, of the people sitting there. It's a massive cube farm, so I think this is really helpful.

I noticed last week that one of the signs, in the middle of the row is a "Rick Roll". I laughed and thought "poor guy".

Today I walked down the aisle and that cube is empty save for a photo of Rick Astley from the "Never Gonna Give You Up" video.


Superbly executed, random co-worker.

 

[dash]

It doesn't get much cooler than an ice house.

 

[dare2be]

It doesn't get much cooler than an ice house.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Happy Pi Day, @Darkstone42 ! Here's a haiku to celebrate:

You cannot eat Pi
It has infinite digits
You would be stuffed, bro

 

[KennyBanyeah]

 

[forty_three]

 

[dare2be]

 

[dash]

Everybody's doing a brand new dance now
Come on baby, do the Snowcomotion
I know you'll get to like it if you avoid getting buried
Come on baby, do the Snowcomotion

 

[dare2be]

True dat, Dash. That locomotive created lots of snow commotion.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

the only rational reason people just stood there and took that blast was they thought the train was going through a mountain of coke imo

 

[forty_three]

the only rational reason people just stood there and took that blast was they thought the train was going through a mountain of coke imo

You just can't train some people.

 

[forty_three]

Karate expert with a go pro finds someone trying to break into his car.

 

[dare2be]

Karate expert with a go pro finds someone trying to break into his car.

I would have loved to see the rest of that.

 

[dash]

I would have loved to see the rest of that.

 

[Comeds]

I'm working on a joke about an old girlfriend or my wife either having that tattooed on them the first time I saw them undressed or perhaps having a pair of "Mattola'd" panties on. Its going to be tremendous. Hopefully around Labor day it will be ready.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

 

[forty_three]

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

DNA Test Shows Subway's Oven-Roasted Chicken Is Only 50 Percent Chicken

FAKE NEWS!

Subway says it plans to sue CBC for $210 million over chicken findings | Toronto Star

 

[forty_three]

FAKE NEWS!

Subway says it plans to sue CBC for $210 million over chicken findings | Toronto Star

I kind of want to go to that trial.

Subway Lawyer: "YOUR HONOR AND LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF DA' JURY.... This is outrageous. This is lascivious, THIS IS A MISCARRIAGE OF JUSTICE AND I WILL NOT STAND FOR IT"
CBC: Here's our DNA test results, and a still frozen sample you can test yourself.
Subway Lawyer: I OBJECT!