OT: This is so freaking COOL!

[elocomotive]

Pfft. What's next? National chrome-dome day?

I'll take bald jokes with grace all day long!

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

If it weren't for lawyers, I'd still be in jail on what was most definitely a bogus murder charge.

Here's to lawyers and witness intimidation!

 

[dash]

Mr. Simpson, the state bar prohibits me from promising you a big cash settlement, but just between you and me, I promise you a big cash settlement.

 

[IndyAndy]

Pfft. What's next? National chrome-dome day?

I resemble that remark.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

 

[forty_three]

I'll take bald jokes with grace all day long!

Just don't talk shit about lawyers apparently.


Like this joke, never tell this joke around eloco;
Deputy Williams was finishing up with his bulldozer at an accident site when the sheriff happened by.
"What happened here, Williams?"
"Bus with 75 lawyers on it crashed here sir, just got finished burying them"
"Wow, 75 lawyers? So tragic that they all are dead..."
"Well, some of 'em said they weren't, but you know how lawyers lie"

 

[forty_three]

 

[Darkstone42]

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I understand literally nothing of this exchange.

 

[elocomotive]

Just don't talk shit about lawyers apparently.

No, but when you spend your lots of your time dedicated to helping people and know many in your field who do the same, they sometimes they get old. You don't have to agree with me on that, but now I think you're just taunting and being a prick.

 

[forty_three]

No, but when you spend your lots of your time dedicated to helping people and know many in your field who do the same, they sometimes they get old. You don't have to agree with me on that, but now I think you're just taunting and being a prick.

 

[forty_three]

I understand literally nothing of this exchange.

You should. It's science-y. Cameras need oxygen, there is no oxygen up where planes fly.

 

[forty_three]

 

[elocomotive]

Just don't talk shit about lawyers apparently.

Yeah, except I didn't say that. But you know, let's see some more gifs and let's taunt me further because.... why?

 

[forty_three]

Yeah, except I didn't say that. But you know, let's see some more gifs and let's taunt me further because.... why?

Who pissed in your cornflakes this morning?

Did you not get your "Lawyer Love Day" fruit basket?



DAMMIT DARE

 

[elocomotive]

Who pissed in your cornflakes this morning?

You, apparently.

I made a serious post and you then misstated what I had said and added a lawyer joke just to taunt me. Who pissed in yours?

 

[forty_three]

You, apparently.

I made a serious post and you then misstated what I had said and added a lawyer joke just to taunt me. Who pissed in yours?

Just tried to send you PMS because something's been missed. But you seem to have blocked me.

Oh, well. No gazpacho recipe for you.

 

[elocomotive]

Just tried to send you PMS because something's been missed. But you seem to have blocked me.

Oh, well. No gazpacho recipe for you.

Nope, I just don't have them.

To be fair, you can keep your time of the month to yourself.

 

[forty_three]

Nope, I just don't have them.

To be fair, you can keep your time of the month to yourself.

REPORTED

 

[forty_three]

This is what an autonomous Tesla vehicle "sees" while driving around London.

How long before someone installs a "Fucking Jaywalkers" chip?

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Y a know who really sucks? Dentists!!!

I mean, why are your magazines so old??

HAHAHAHAHAHA






















You two good now?