OT: This is so freaking COOL!

[Comeds]

Goddam terrorists!!

I think The Onion misses as much as it hits but I liked this one:

Reading-Is-Fundamentalists Slaughter 52 Illiterates

ROCKVILLE, MD—Militant pro-literacy terrorists struck here Friday night, as a pipe bomb exploded at Rockville Adult Learning Annex, killing 52 illiterates and injuring dozens more. Hours later, RIF, a radical reading-is-fundamentalist terrorist group, claimed responsibility for the attack.

Montgomery County coroner Ed Rovere examines a body at the Rockville Adult Learning Annex, where RIF extremists killed 52 illiterates with a pipe bomb Friday. Experts say reading-is-fundamentalism is a growing movement in the U.S.


Committed to the eradication of illiteracy "by any means necessary," RIF was formed in 1973 by a coalition of dissident librarians censured by the government for their extremist views. Some 500 deaths have been linked to the group in the past 24 years, including a 1991 incident in which an armored bookmobile exploded at a Ku Klux Klan rally outside Mobile, AL, killing 83 illiterates.

See more:
Reading-Is-Fundamentalists Slaughter 52 Illiterates - The Onion - America's Finest News Source

 

[puckhead]

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

 

[BGDave]

Honest to goodness, I thought the punchline was going to be

"He is Connor"

 

[BGDave]

I think The Onion misses as much as it hits but I liked this one:

Reading-Is-Fundamentalists Slaughter 52 Illiterates

ROCKVILLE, MD—Militant pro-literacy terrorists struck here Friday night, as a pipe bomb exploded at Rockville Adult Learning Annex, killing 52 illiterates and injuring dozens more. Hours later, RIF, a radical reading-is-fundamentalist terrorist group, claimed responsibility for the attack.

Montgomery County coroner Ed Rovere examines a body at the Rockville Adult Learning Annex, where RIF extremists killed 52 illiterates with a pipe bomb Friday. Experts say reading-is-fundamentalism is a growing movement in the U.S.


Committed to the eradication of illiteracy "by any means necessary," RIF was formed in 1973 by a coalition of dissident librarians censured by the government for their extremist views. Some 500 deaths have been linked to the group in the past 24 years, including a 1991 incident in which an armored bookmobile exploded at a Ku Klux Klan rally outside Mobile, AL, killing 83 illiterates.

See more:
Reading-Is-Fundamentalists Slaughter 52 Illiterates - The Onion - America's Finest News Source

I dont find a joke about bombing people to be funny. At all.

 

[buffhockey]

 

[IndyAndy]

 

[Comeds]

 

[Slimpikins]

Do you know what I find freaking cool? The US Supreme Court ruling in favor of marriage equality. Legal in all 50 states, well done.

 

[forty_three]

If Disney princesses had mothers...

 

[forty_three]

How much would you pay to see Lucic go through this handshake line?

 

[dash]

^

That guy is the Bobby Orr of handshakes (and quite rightly wears #4)

 

[forty_three]

It gets funnier the more you watch it.

 

[dash]

That certainly brings new meaning to the term "flip phone"

 

[forty_three]

The new Giraffe-ic Park movie looks terrifying.

MUST GO FASTER

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Looks like the star of the film really stuck his neck out to make this thing happen.

 

[forty_three]

Looks like the star of the film really stuck his neck out to make this thing happen.

I have spotted what you did there.

 

[BGDave]

Dont want to be caught lion around with that monster loose.

 

[Comeds]