OT: This Is It, Wish Me Luck!

[TheRobotDevil]

What's also messed up about the whole situation is that my Dad and brother live a few minutes away from me, and they have yet to call me or visit me to see how I'm doing.

But I have received Get Well Soon cards from my wife's side of the family from people that I hardly even see.

that kind of sucks I dont get along with allot of my family my father can be a real asshole

 

[BostonAJ]

What can you eat?

 

[IPostedWhat]

Can have her look up his office number and see if she gets the operator if its really bothering you or at the very least call back the number you have or his office tommorow if you dont want to wake him

She said she tried to contact the surgeon and his residents but came up empty.

 

[IPostedWhat]

What can you eat?

Whatever can fit in this:

 

[TheRobotDevil]

I would think she should be able to page him in an emergency at any rate even if you dont try again tonight i woud definately try and contact him again tommorow even more so if its bothering you

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Thanks a lot, Chris Hanson and a SWAT team just broke down my door and tackled my boner.

 

[BostonAJ]

Whatever can fit in this:

Wow. That's fucked up.

 

[TheRobotDevil]

She said she tried to contact the surgeon and his residents but came up empty.

Hopefully the scarf didnt get to him

 

[IPostedWhat]

Thanks a lot, Chris Hanson and a SWAT team just broke down my door and tackled my boner.

 

[IPostedWhat]

Wow. That's fucked up.

When you are on nothing but a liquid diet, you can't even trust a fart.

 

[IPostedWhat]

Hopefully the scarf didnt get to him

I think he was having a meeting with The Fedora at the time this all went down?

 

[TheRobotDevil]

When you are on nothing but a liquid diet, you can't even trust a fart.

Oh god bad flashback from my last hospital visit they made me drink a giant jug of laxitives to clean my system out for the special camera they were using the following day

 

[IPostedWhat]

I made a shake earlier for dinner and I wanted my wife to take a sniff to see what it smells like, and she thought I wanted her to take a sip.

She said "No thanks, I can eat a hamburger if I want to."

That really hurt right there.

 

[TheRobotDevil]

I think he was having a meeting with The Fedora at the time this all went down?

should have had your wife ask for the sabre when she called

 

[IPostedWhat]

Oh god bad flashback from my last hospital visit they made me drink a giant jug of laxitives to clean my system out for the special camera they were using the following day

I never saw Gigli.

 

[TheRobotDevil]

I made a shake earlier for dinner and I wanted my wife to take a sniff to see what it smells like, and she thought I wanted her to take a sip.

She said "No thanks, I can eat a hamburger if I want to."

That really hurt right there.

My wife did the same thing when i had my gallbladder out and was on a liquid diet like she thopught it was funny

 

[TheRobotDevil]

I never saw Gigli.

the least they could have done was list my ass in the credits

 

[IPostedWhat]

the least they could have done was list my ass in the credits

It would have been fitting to mention it in the end.

 

[TheRobotDevil]

It would have been fitting to mention it in the end.

they told me they would but i think they were full of shit

 

[IPostedWhat]

they told me they would but i think they were full of shit

Usually they are pretty anal about that sort of thing?