OT: THIS IS HOW THE FUCKING ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE STARTS

[Winged_Wheel88]

Jeff got hit in the head so many times that he's forgotten he got hit in the head so many times.

 

[IPostedWhat]

Polish news channel:

The World will end at 10 pm, details at 11 pm.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Polish news channel:

The World will end at 10 pm, details at 11 pm.

Kielbasa at 9 pm though.

 

[davnlaguna]

I thought this was a Kopitar thread

 

[PhillyPhaithful48]

Jeff got hit in the head so many times that he's forgotten he got hit in the head so many times.

This explains not remembering which team to root for

 

[NullDefault]

Funny I always thought the zombie apocalypse would start with starvation, then cannibalism and as people became less and less nutritionally balanced their minds would slowly go leaving nothing more than basic survival functions. Think about it

 

[Darkstone42]

The spaceship was supposed to incinerate in the atmosphere and fall into the South Pacific Ocean, for what it's worth. It wasn't an accident, it's how Space Station waste is disposed of.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

The spaceship was supposed to incinerate in the atmosphere and fall into the South Pacific Ocean, for what it's worth. It wasn't an accident, it's how Space Station waste is disposed of.

It would really suck to be a native on one of those tiny islands and die after getting hit in the face with a smoldering piece of someone's used-space underpants.

 

[Darkstone42]

It would really suck to be a native on one of those tiny islands and die after getting hit in the face with a smoldering piece of someone's used-space underpants.

Haha, I don't think that's how it works, but yes it would.

 

[quoipourquoi]

lmao

how do you win this potential bet, Ranger Jeff?

or should i say ... how do you collect?

If there is a 2013, Jeff pays $500.

If there isn't a 2013, Jeff (in zombie form) gets Vee's brain.

 

[IPostedWhat]

If there is a 2013, Jeff pays $500.

If there isn't a 2013, Jeff (in zombie form) gets Vee's brain.

So it looks like it's a lose-lose situation for Jefe huh?

 

[KillerVee]

If there is a 2013, Jeff pays $500.

If there isn't a 2013, Jeff (in zombie form) gets Vee's brain.

I always knew Jeff loved me because of my brains!

 

[quoipourquoi]

So it looks like it's a lose-lose situation for Jefe huh?

We all lose in the zombie apocalypse, but Jeff will have better dinner reservations than the rest of us.

 

[KillerVee]

So it looks like it's a lose-lose situation for Jefe huh?

I was going to set you up for a nice little punchline about me but then I saw this comment and I decided not to.

 

[IPostedWhat]

I was going to set you up for a nice little punchline about me but then I saw this comment and I decided not to.

I was implying that you have no brains.

 

[KillerVee]

I KNOW WHAT YOU WERE IMPLYING. I just had a better set-up for you.

 

[IPostedWhat]

I KNOW WHAT YOU WERE IMPLYING. I just had a better set-up for you.

I'd be happier if you set me up with a sammich.

 

[Darkstone42]

I'm sensing a comedic motif here...

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

We really ought to start charging people money for our comedic skits.

 

[TheRobotDevil]

Shhhhh!

"Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line"! ...