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I'd venture to say that you could have put a few more mattresses on that van.
jstew, maybe they're heading to a Richmond theatre production of the childhood classic 'The Princess and the Pea'
/I think they're short a few mattresses (wasn't it 20?)
This is what a duel in Richmond looks like
Hamilton/Burr 2014.
So during my trip to Chicago, I'm in this pharmacy buying some cold-eeze. It's basically just the checkout lady, me and maybe another customer or two still shopping in there.
The cute girl behind the counter is quietly scanning my item when the big jovial manager bursts around the corner and loudly exclaims, "Boy, it's just one of those days! First everyone was in here and now there's nobody!"
Barely even aware it was coming out, I said in a very small voice with a strategically-placed sniffle (easy to do when already sick), "I'm not nobody."
The girl immediately went, "AWWWWWW." And then, "Dave, you're such a jerk!" The manager without breaking a smile says, "I really walked into that one."
I laughed all the way to the car.
Wow. You really never know what you are going to find when you google something simple like "Dammit Dave".
Im getting too old for this shit
my niece turned 18 today and I just watched a Star Trek: Voyager that is almost 20 years old. Not even Next Generation but Voyager. is it too early to drink?
Have you gotten to the point where sometimes you see someone and without really thinking you think "she's a good looking older woman" then when you think about it you realize shes probably younger than you are.
Have you gotten to the point where sometimes you see someone and without really thinking you think "she's a good looking older woman" then when you think about it you realize shes probably younger than you are.
So far as I know, Mattola's married. Therefore, he's not allowed to have such thoughts.
cant say I have. I do look at some girls and think did they look like that when I was that age?
You'll get there. I am at the age (early 40s) where some of them are probably still older than me, but I bet they are all not. In my head though they are, stuck in the mindset of a much younger person. And maturity level of one too.