xalbox
Member
Most ridiculous baby names of 2013. Must have at least 5 kids given a name to make the list.
What shocks me isn't so much the weird names, as the weird names COMBINED with wrong or weird spelling that end up the same. And honestly, who names a little kid "Ransom."
girls
Vanellope, 63 (wtf?)
Burklee, 10
Pistol, 9 (america, fuck yeah)
Happiness, 8
Pemberley, 8
Envie, 7
Prim, 7
Rarity, 7
Avaa, 6
Charlemagne, 6 (jesus, a baby and already her career path as a stripper is chosen)
Kinzington, 6
Prezlee, 6
Ransom, 5 (seriously, wtf?!?)
Rebelle, 5
Sierraleone, 5
Siqi, 5 (Siri typo?)
Snowy, 5
Temprince, 5 (ugh, my god)
boys
Rydder, 10 (<Hesjedal inspired but can't spell?)
Jceion, 10 (i don't have any idea how to pronounce that)
Hatch, 8
Tuf, 8
Lloyal, 7 (this person has a lifetime of clerical mistakes in their future - "no it's a double 'L', no at the start")
Psalms, 7
Xzaiden, 7
Charger, 6 (car model)
Forever, 6
Kyndle, 6 (not Nook or iPad?)
Power, 6
Warrior, 6
Gospel, 5
Kaptain, 5 (not gonna make the K backwards?)
Subaru, 5 (car make)
Vice, 5
Christopher Lee has made a metal/musical album with that title about King Charlemagne (a.k.a. Charles the great a.k.a. Charles I)
Charlemagne: By the Sword and the Cross by Christopher Lee on Spotify