OT: Things we find freaking neat but no place to post

[Darkstone42]

Gaussian quotes I have gotten this week upon the completion of computations I have been running:

THERE ONCE WAS A GIRL NAMED IRENE,
WHO LIVED ON DISTILLED KEROSENE,
BUT SHE STARTED ABSORBIN'
A NEW HYDROCARBON,
AND SINCE THEN HAS NEVER BENZENE.

Oh, Gaussian, how silly. I did enjoy that pun. What a sense of humor you have. Oh, what's that? You have something else you want to say?

THEREFORE SHALL EVIL COME UPON THEE...
THOU SHALT NOT KNOW FROM WHENCE IT RISETH...
AND MISCHIEF SHALL FALL UPON THEE...
THOU SHALT NOT BE ABLE TO PUT IT OFF...
AND DESOLATION SHALL COME UPON THEE SUDDENLY...
WHICH THOU SHALT NOT KNOW...

ISAIAH 47.11

Oh. Well. In that case.

 

[dash]

Ruth rode on my motorbike
She rode in back of me
I hit a bump at sixty-five
And rode on ruthlessly

 

[elocomotive]

One of the core issues is that stupid people think weather and climate are the same thing. They aren't. Weather is a product or symptom of climate, but they are not interchangeable words.

D'stone - you're too nice, so I fify.

 

[Darkstone42]

D'stone - you're too nice, so I fify.

Lawyers... Always using modifiers to incite responses.



Or am I thinking of writers?

 

[elocomotive]

Lawyers... Always using modifiers to incite responses.

Or am I thinking of writers?

So you're saying I'm inciteful. Sounds like a compliment to me!!

 

[Darkstone42]

So you're saying I'm inciteful. Sounds like a compliment to me!!

 

[buffhockey]

 

[forty_three]

Lawyers... Always using modifiers to incite responses.



Or am I thinking of writers?

You are thinking of the band of geriatric assholes on the NHL General board.

Some of us are lawyers, some are writers. We have scientists, pooter nerds and real estate moguls. And a somewhat chippy bird.

 

[Darkstone42]

You are thinking of the band of geriatric assholes on the NHL General board.

Some of us are lawyers, some are writers. We have scientists, pooter nerds and real estate moguls. And a somewhat chippy bird.

And a little bit of dinosaurs.

 

[elocomotive]

I do not understand with the personnel they have how the Pens PP is consistently so bad.

 

[elocomotive]

Wow - that's just a retarded penalty by Kneel.

 

[Darkstone42]

Wow - that's just a retarded penalty by Kneel.

Psst. Wrong thread.

 

[forty_three]

I do not understand which thread I am actually in

FTFY

 

[dare2be]

Damn, I came into this thread to forget about the game.

 

[forty_three]

Damn, I came into this thread to forget about the game.

Elo is drinking Budweiser, he cannot be held accountable for his actions.

 

[Comeds]

Damn, I came into this thread to forget about the game.

Its Harvey Keitel's birthday, you could ponder that for a bit.

 

[forty_three]

Its Harvey Keitel's birthday, you could ponder that for a bit.

It's Jared Boll's birthday too.

Some angry, angry people born today.

 

[elocomotive]

Macauley Culkin wearing a t-shirt of Ryan Gosling wearing a t-shirt of Macauley Culkin.

Let's hope this continues.

 

[dare2be]

Instead, I went outside and enjoyed a smoke.

 

[mattola]

is he broke? that does not look like a mansion?

Macauley Culkin wearing a t-shirt of Ryan Gosling wearing a t-shirt of Macauley Culkin.

Let's hope this continues.