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Slimpikins

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Most of them were funny but I really hope that the one about the designer who wanted to know if she could abort one of her twins because it was a boy and she had already decorated the baby room for a girl, was a joke.
 

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saw this and thought of darkstone...

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Most of them were funny but I really hope that the one about the designer who wanted to know if she could abort one of her twins because it was a boy and she had already decorated the baby room for a girl, was a joke.

I would wager money that was a troll.
 

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So, I went to my doctor today for this weird issue in my shoulder that has been annoying me for about a week. She diagnosed it this particular viral problem. So I said "Are you sure that's it? I thought that was supposed to be excruciatingly painful".

She looked at me over her glasses and then pulls my file up on her iPad.

"Kidney stones while on bike ride. Rode home and had dinner before going to hospital"
"Twisted Knee playing ice hockey... You finished the game, right?"
"yes"
"Hit head on roll-up garage door, concerned because of concussion history. No pain or nausea.... isn't that the one where you realized the cut needed stitches the next day?"

"yes"

"And you had a root canal and didn't take any painkillers, right?"

*nods*

"and the Ortho you went to couldn't figure out how you even walk in the mornings..."

*looks down at floor*

"So your question is whether or not this is supposed to be accompanied by a lot of pain?"

"uh-huh"

"I am not sure you even know what pain is, but yes. For a mortal, this would hurt a lot. "

I love my smartass doctor.
 

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Does 'The Flash' become 'The Flash in the pan' on Super Golden Friends?
It Depends.

Is it a bedpan?



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His daddy was a rockstar, named Pig Nugent
 
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