OT: Things we find freaking neat but no place to post

[forty_three]

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

 

[craigk217]

The International Council of Man Card Laws

Just in case you've lost your "Man Card Laws" here they are:


1: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:

(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
(b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
(c) After wrecking your boss's car.

2: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her.

3: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.

4: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is gay.

5: When traveling together in a van or large SUV, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.

6: When stumbling upon another guy watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.

7: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach ... and it's delivered by a topless model and only when it's free.

8: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts.

9: Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.

10: Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.

11: If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.

12: Women who claim they 'love to watch sports' must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the others.

13: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.

14: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.

15: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours.

16: Thou shall not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green, orange or sky blue..

17: The girl who replies to the question 'What do you want for Christmas?' with 'If you loved me, you'd know what I want!' gets an Xbox360. End of story.

18: There is no reason for guys to watch figure skating or Men's Gymnastics. Ever.

19: We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? The definition of each is listed below:

'GUTS' is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, “Are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?”

'BALLS' is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife squarely on the ass and having the balls to say, 'You're next!'

 

[elocomotive]

This is all kinds of weird. A video from BYU to encourage friends to get involved if their friend has a ****/masturbation problem. It's hilarious bad using war comparisons...

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[dare2be]

This is all kinds of weird. A video from BYU to encourage friends to get involved if their friend has a ****/masturbation problem.

Just how involved are they asking people to get?

 

[dash]

I think it's time to get some new roommates...

 

[dash]

How many of these folks are snowbirds from Canada? (pic taken from the Panthers arena in Sunrise)

 

[forty_three]

16: Thou shall not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green, orange or sky blue..

 

[forty_three]

How many of these folks are snowbirds from Canada? (pic taken from the Panthers arena in Sunrise)

And how many of them bought a ticket (well, a lottery ticket) JUST to get Tim's?

I used to buy bleacher seats at Camden Yards for day games to eat Boog's BBQ and watch an inning or two at lunch.



mmmmm... Boog's

 

[mattola]

 

[forty_three]

 

[Darkstone42]

That tears it. If I ever get a car (i.e. if I ever start driving again), it will either be orange or brown.

 

[Forty_Sixand2]

Y'all really need to go check Mike Knuble's twitter right now!



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[forty_three]

There is a crust of ice on the snow. My kids figured out what to do with that pretty quick.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

U of T student loses bid to avoid class with women because he?s shy | Toronto Star

 

[forty_three]

 

[mattola]

i think I know the seller.

 

[forty_three]

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[forty_three]

 

[mattola]

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these are so fantastic I love the guy that throws up the jar? slips falls and the jar lands on him. right out of looney toons