OT: Things we find freaking neat but no place to post

[Eddie_Shack]

Baconfest was disappointing. They ran out of beer sample glasses and free sample food within the first hour of a four-hour event. And yet they kept letting people in. It was $30 to get in, and then you had to pay for any food you wanted to eat.

For shame.

I hope there at least was wine.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Oh great...here we go with the boaring pig jokes.

 

[dash]

Oh great...here we go with the boaring pig jokes.

No need to turn your nose up at it...

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

No need to turn your nose up at it...

It would behooves you to read the fine, black oink.

 

[dash]

Don't worry my friend, I got your backbacon

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

That pun literally tickled by BBQ ribs.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

If this is the best we've got then we're all porked.

 

[dare2be]

If this is the best we've got then we're all porked.

All we're left with is scrapple.

 

[dare2be]

Trying to come up with more puns, but it's getting trough.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

What do you get when one pig kicks another in the nuts?

Tenderloins.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

 

[dare2be]

I can't bring myself to say it....

 

[forty_three]

I can't bring myself to say it....

Heeere kitty kitty?

 

[Banned 10x]

seems legit

I've seen this joke before and the talk was how did nobody clock the girl? I guess they did.

 

[dare2be]

Typical thug reaction.

 

[Nasty_Magician]

 

[dash]

I know I'm an old dinosaur but who is this Miguel guy and why is he leg dropping audience members?