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Ralph Macchio is now the same age Pat Morita was in the first Karate Kid movie!
 

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I'll bite - What's the difference between Bea Arthur and an old Shue?

I am not sure, the old joke is "What's the difference between Bea Arthur and an old shoe?"

And the answer was "You could eat an old shoe, if you had to."

I felt like making a homophone joke. Think, if its this good on Monday how good it will be as the week progresses. Try the veal!
 

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3-D printing..... World changer????

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I am not sure, the old joke is "What's the difference between Bea Arthur and an old shoe?"

And the answer was "You could eat an old shoe, if you had to."

I felt like making a homophone joke. Think, if its this good on Monday how good it will be as the week progresses. Try the veal!

lol - I miss Johnny Carson and especially 'Carnac the Magnificent' where he would hold envelopes to his head, say the answer, rip open the envelope and read the question.

Here's a couple of examples:

A. Dippity Doo

Q. What forms on your Dippity early in the morning?

A. Ssh Boom Bah

A. Name the sound made by an exploding sheep.
 

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That gif is from an episode of a Japanese comedy show called "Downtown no Gaki no Tsukai ya Arahende." Each year they do a New Year's special where the hosts have to act as teachers, reporters, nurses, etc. for a day. There are two catches. The first is that they are not allowed to laugh or they are punished. The second is that the school/hospital/whatever they are staying at is basically an excuse to run a ton of comedy skits and pranks and shit DESIGNED to get them to laugh. They frequently incorporate Japanese celebrities and the family and coworkers of the hosts. I for some reason find it hilarious as hell. It helps to have a knowledge of both the Japanese language and the Japanese culture, but some jokes work equally regardless of birth:

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Fortythree's gif is from an episode where they are "researching" new punishments for the New Year's special.
 

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lol - I miss Johnny Carson and especially 'Carnac the Magnificent' where he would hold envelopes to his head, say the answer, rip open the envelope and read the question.

Here's a couple of examples:

A. Dippity Doo

Q. What forms on your Dippity early in the morning?

A. Ssh Boom Bah

A. Name the sound made by an exploding sheep.

lol, funny stuff
 

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May be the best Doors cover that isn't a cover I've ever heard.....

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