OT: Things we find freaking neat but no place to post

[Comeds]

I think as long as you nailed favorite shapes and colors, you'll be fine.

I should be OK. On the Rorschach test I said it looked like a big hairy bear to me. I think I redeemed myself.

I had the same question before and I answered Rhino, because they are horny and like to have sex with their boss' wife.

He asked me when I can start.

I wish you would have posted this 12 hours ago. I will remember for next time.

The best part of my interview was how quick it happened. I got contacted at 12, said I had flexible hours, and was being interviewed in 3 hours. Not enough time to get nervous. I think it went well, but if not its still good to get one out of the way after so long.

 

[forty_three]

I had my first job interview in 15 years today and I think I fucked it up. The question was what is my favorite animal and why. I answered "Bear, because they are big and hairy".

Maybe next time.

Ah. That's a trick question. The answer they are looking for is "Condor". Then you have to stand up and spread your arms and squawk REALLY loud.

Then they will know you are in the know.

 

[BadMotoWeazal]

 

[dare2be]

Hendtricks with Hemlocks for dreadlocks.

Edit: Oh, this wasn't a "caption this" photo?

 

[mattola]

so this happened

 

[Comeds]

I have a feeling that's the best thing I will see all day.

so this happened

Oh, maybe this is. Thats funny, you're a star!

Ah. That's a trick question. The answer they are looking for is "Condor". Then you have to stand up and spread your arms and squawk REALLY loud.

Then they will know you are in the know.

I can do that, better yet to be proactive I'll do that at the start of the interview. Ca-ching!

 

[BadMotoWeazal]

Hendtricks with Hemlocks for dreadlocks.

Edit: Oh, this wasn't a "caption this" photo?

LOL.... Nappy Roots

 

[Darkstone42]

A non-stationary perspective of the solar system.

 

[Comeds]

 

[KennyBanyeah]

 

[jstewismybastardson]

2 fridays ago i just about crushed my right index finger trying to prevent 3 1.5 inch thick 24x24 inch slabs of basalt rock from falling/cracking

would have preferred it got crushed by a boob

 

[puckhead]

 

[buffhockey]

 

[buffhockey]

 

[buffhockey]

 

[KennyBanyeah]

[YOUTUBE]Vx921XgjV-4[/YOUTUBE]

 

[forty_three]

So, this happened today.

"It's very important that you cooperate and are as honest with us as you can be. Do you understand?"
"Yes"
"So, why do you think we called you down here to talk to us today?"
"It's either the stolen iPad or the naked pictures of my boss"
"Well, it's actually about pirated software, but why don't you go ahead and tell us about those two things first..."


Never do know where your day is gonna take you.

 

[puckhead]

"So, why do you think we called you down here to talk to us today?"

by about 4 years old, you should learn that NO GOOD can ever come of answering this question.

 

[forty_three]

by about 4 years old, you should learn that NO GOOD can ever come of answering this question.

The correct answer is "I really have no idea".

 

[dash]

"So, why do you think we called you down here to talk to us today?"

by about 4 years old, you should learn that NO GOOD can ever come of answering this question.

lol - About as damning as your wife saying "We have to talk"

 

[mattola]

lol - About as damning as your wife saying "We have to talk"

or that.... when you come home drunk go to bed and wake up and she says

"what do you have to say for yourself"