OT: Royal Wedding Thread

[Darkstone42]

I have a huge stock of Earl Grey in my room. I legitimately love the stuff. But I'm going to the bar tomorrow night.

Also, I refuse to post in this thread with my pinky out because I don't have syphilis. The reason old-time British aristocrats drank their tea (and did everything else) with their pinkies out was because they had syphilis, and the diseased caused the joints to lock out.

The more you know.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

I have a huge stock of Earl Grey in my room. I legitimately love the stuff. But I'm going to the bar tomorrow night.

Also, I refuse to post in this thread with my pinky out because I don't have syphilis. The reason old-time British aristocrats drank their tea (and did everything else) with their pinkies out was because they had syphilis, and the diseased caused the joints to lock out.

The more you know.

Oh, rubbish. At least put on some white gloves!

 

[KillerVee]

I sung at westminster as a tenor--however I sung there when I was a boy as well on tour from the cathedral I sung at in California

How very Pac Heights of you.

 

[Comeds]

Does anyone else want to join me for some fox-hunting this eve? We can all retire to my flat for some warm ale.

Why yes of course. Cheerio I say. The fox doesnt stand a chance. And if, I mean when, we get one we shall boil it for hours until the wedding starts then we shall smother it in Spotted Dick and enjoy it.

My aunt had Spotted Dick once, she said it was good for a bit but troubled her for days afterwards.

 

[PhillyPhaithful48]

Why yes of course. Cheerio I say. The fox doesnt stand a chance. And if, I mean when, we get one we shall boil it for hours until the wedding starts then we shall smother it in Spotted Dick and enjoy it.

My aunt had Spotted Dick once, she said it was good for a bit but troubled her for days afterwards.

Sooo....spots aren't normal?

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Good thing the wedding isn't being held in Philadelphia. Philly fans would be throwing batteries at the royal guards dressed in red.

 

[dare2be]

Is there any way to sticky this thread? To the bottom of the forum.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Is there any way to sticky this thread? To the bottom of the forum.

That's how the message boards work in England. They drive on the wrong side of the road and they sticky topics to the bottoms of forums.

 

[dash]

Is there any way to sticky this thread? To the bottom of the forum.

Let's hide it in the WC (Water Closet, not Western Conference)

 

[elocomotive]

Who is giving the bride away?

No, I was gonna say who gives a crap, but didn't even care enough to finish the post.

Pretty brilliant thread and character, Comeds. That or you are scaring me a little. Haha.

 

[li0lsh]

How very Pac Heights of you.

=)

 

[Comeds]

If only Bentley were here for this........


*sigh*

 

[DaBoltsNIsles]

It truly amazes me how the US media is so into this. Don't they realize we as a Nation wouldn't exsist if we hadn't gone to WAR with England & won our FREEDOM. It really is PATHETIC.

 

[dash]

If only Bentley were here for this........


*sigh*

Bentley was a dear old chap and surely would have been invited to share in today's royal nuptials...

 

[dare2be]

I much prefer the news of the Royal Wedding of Atlanta to Winnipeg....

 

[jerseyjigroe]

Tomorrow is the big day so here is a thread to post how you plan to enjoy it and your thoughts on the big event.

My big plans were to shart during the ceremony. It was fun.

 

[buffhockey]

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

We are not amused.

 

[Automattic]

Some hot chick married a dude that looks just like Kirk Maltby. Neat.

 

[li0lsh]

at least kate's wedding dress wasn't nearly as horrid as Diana's. That being said, I would have liked to see it more jazzed up but since she is a commoner I guess it's appropriate. A true fairytale wedding for the new Duchess of Cambridge.