OT: Royal Wedding Thread

[Winged_Wheel88]

Basically I've been sweating out the final days by watching the UPS order tracker. It says my imported crumpets should arrive this afternoon, but I have my doubts.

You made no mention about tea. Tell me you didn't forget about the tea.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

You made no mention about tea. Tell me you didn't forget about the tea.

The tea was easy to find, but I'll be damned if there isn't a crumpet in the state of Michigan.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Anybody posting in this thread without their pinky finger pointed out, I'm going to have to ask you to please leave.

this post has reminded me to get my monocle buffed

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

The tea was easy to find, but I'll be damned if there isn't a crumpet in the state of Michigan.

Cheerios, my good man.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

this post has reminded me to get my monocle buffed

I sent my man-servant to do that this morning. You can't watch a royal wedding without a well buffed monocle. He still isn't back yet, do you think it was a bad idea to give him strict orders to only drive on the left side of the road?

 

[PhillyPhaithful48]

Don't forget to forget to brush your teeth

 

[Comeds]

Who gives...

Who is giving the bride away? Her father Michael. He enjoys fox hunting, cricket, and snooker. In addition to eating boiled meat he likes jigsaw puzzles and his collection of Page Three girl photos.

The day and night is crawling now. Getting too excited. I will watch some "When The Whistle Blows" to speed it up.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Who is giving the bride away? Her father Michael. He enjoys fox hunting, cricket, and snooker. In addition to eating boiled meat he likes jigsaw puzzles and his collection of Page Three girl photos.

The day and night is crawling now. Getting too excited. I will watch some "When The Whistle Blows" to speed it up.

I'm probably going to stay up all night building a shrine. It'll be a 1/16th scale representation of the wedding, built completely out of Legos. I'm not sure if I should put it in the backyard, or my basement. I'm not sure there will be room for my complete vision in the basement, but I also don't want the wind to blow over Big Ben.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Does anyone else want to join me for some fox-hunting this eve? We can all retire to my flat for some warm ale.

 

[BOSSMANPC]

Went out and got two bottles of Crown Royal, tea bags, crumpets and fish and chips.

I am all set and fired up !!

 

[IPostedWhat]

Does anyone else want to join me for some fox-hunting this eve?

Megan?

 

[PhillyPhaithful48]

Megan?

 

[puckhead]

this post has reminded me to get my monocle buffed

I can only assume that this is a euphemism.

 

[dash]

What's being served at the reception? Bangers and mash?!? Steak and kidney pie? Yorkshire pudding?!?

 

[puckhead]

What's being served at the reception? Bangers and mash?!? Steak and kidney pie? Yorkshire pudding?!?

and mushy peas.

 

[li0lsh]

I'll be watching it. I sang at West Minster as a boy so it'll bring back old times

 

[Ho_Brah]

I'll be watching it. I sang at West Minster as a boy so it'll bring back old times

falsetto?

 

[li0lsh]

falsetto?

I sung at westminster as a tenor--however I sung there when I was a boy as well on tour from the cathedral I sung at in California

 

[Nasty_Magician]

A sneak peak at the wedding night?

 

[li0lsh]

definitely not. Kate middleton looks like she can fuck