OT: Random thoughts

[Bizzle McDizzle]

How funny is it the Mark Zuckerberg is the most follow person on Google +?

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

Gold Bond power has saved me many times on many trips.
I want to kiss the inventor and thank her/him for my comfortable nethers.

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

this show is so dumb.

On the positive side, I can pretend my wife is a teenager, since she likes this drivel.
Should workout ok for all involved later tonight.


Yes, that is a creepy as it sounds.

this one just bears repeating

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

bowties... I just don't get it.

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

I can dunk the fuck out of a basketball on my sons Fisher Price hoop.

Want some?
Come at me bro.

 

[dare2be]

bolo ties. I own one. Why?

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

Nobody actually reads magazines.
We just collect them in a pile/rack that constantly overflows until they are old and useless and you don't feel as guilty throwing them out.

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

bolo ties. I own one. Why?

if the clasp was a longhorn skull, extra 5 points.



(yup, had one of those)

 

[johnnytata]

I can dunk the fuck out of a basketball on my sons Fisher Price hoop.

Want some?
Come at me bro.

yeah but can you bowl a 300?

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

there was a Time Warner Cable guy at my door at 7:30am this morning.
On a Sunday.
And he didn't try to r*pe, murder or rob anyone.
He was actually there to fix my cable.
at 7:30 am
On a Sunday.


Almost felt guilty about ordering Direct TV a few hours later.

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

yeah but can you bowl a 300?

7 pins. Only tops out at 220.


#noIdidn'tdothemath

 

[dare2be]

not many people can do bowling math correctly.

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

hot redhead teenager just kicked the shit out of 6 badguys while wearing a dress.

and the dress didn't even have the decency to conveniently tear.

I feel so ripped off.

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

I was told there would be no math

-Gerald Ford.

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

no.
wait.

Chevy Chase AS Gerald Ford.

close enough

 

[dare2be]

Disney is the devil. Oh, and autotune.

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

So whats the big deal about cannibalism, anyway?

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

Aquaman is the most useless superhero ever created.

"I talk to fish"

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

Even Robin the boy wonder thinks Aquaman is a pussy.

 

[dare2be]

I thought Gleek is the most useless...he carries the bucket of water.