OT: Random thoughts

[Bizzle McDizzle]

I also read Tucker Max
also ready.

Hope this one happens first
sex >>> zombies

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

zombies >>> werewolves.

I can't outrun a werewolf

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

if I saw a sparkling vampire, I would be so dead.
I'd be laughing to hard to get away

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

Now that the World Cup is over, how am i supposed to ogle Hope Solo without just being creepy?

 

[johnnytata]

pppft. sparkling vampires.

if you had diamonds underneath your skin, wouldn't it hurt like hell to take a shit.

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

2705

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

my wife likes some really fucking stupid TV shows.

I honestly have no idea what I'm watching fright now.

Drama with Angst.

 

[johnnytata]

hey look at me!

i'm a flippin dolphin!!!

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

My house has a fireplace we've never used.
now I'm scared to light it.
Lord knows whats stuck up there.

 

[Comeds]

50!

 

[johnnytata]

by the way, how awful is it really to be a vampire. it can't be as depressing as they make it out to be in that twilight movie. biting people is an orgasm, my two favorite pastimes...

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

IS THIS A JOKE?
WHAT IS THIS, A CENTER FOR ANTS?
HOW CAN THEY LEARN HOW TO READ, IF THEY CAN'T EVEN FIT INSIDE THE BUILDING??

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

Zoolander - highly underrated movie.

 

[Comeds]

I am working on my Blue Steel look now.

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

seriously
...and i mean this from the bottom of my heart, the deepest trenches of my soul, the essence and fiber that makes up my being...

I love black olives.

i like making finger puppets out of them, then pretending I am Godzilla devouring the townsfolk.

Yes, i have passed this on to my son.

 

[johnnytata]

hansel.





















so hot right now.

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

this show is so dumb.

On the positive side, I can pretend my wife is a teenager, since she likes this drivel.
Should workout ok for all involved later tonight.


Yes, that is a creepy as it sounds.

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

hansel.





















so hot right now.

Am I taking crazy pills???




oooohhh.... the files are INSIDE the computer....

 

[dare2be]

I just realized my thoughts aren't random enough.

 

[johnnytata]

if i was ever to have a dismembered head orbiting around me, i would want it to be unicron's.