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Nasty_Magician
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Anyone looking for a handout should have their hands amputated.
What if I want a handout of amputated hands? I just need to be near someone that is asking for a handout. Then get those hands I've been hoping for before anyone knows I'm looking for a hand handout so as to keep my original hands. The timing on this is going to be really tricky. Also need to decide what kind of hands I want. I have work to do. Just b/c I'm getting a hand handout doesn't mean I can't put in a little elbow grease.
That is so disturbing...
Only if you take it literally, silly.
How was I supposed to take it, fingertively?
Its over the Internet, so... digitally.
Are you trying to make a foolange about of me?
I could if I gave you a knuckle sandwich.
I could beat you handily.
If you did, I would finger you to the cops.
(That's gross.)
You wouldn't just hand me over to the authorities, would you? Shouldn't we settle this mano a mano?