OT: Name some things that drive you fucking nuts

[puckhead]

lol we have a free preview right now in the new (used) car and when Im driving that car Im on Classic rewind or Lithium channel. But I will cycle through the rock guide/channels. I didnt know DMB stood for Dave Matthews band channel up until last week. Id always land on that channel and move on to the next one because there would never be anything playing that I wanted to listen to.

I like to listen to music as I fall asleep, but my wife complains about my playlist
what, Black Sabbath isn't soothing? they literally have a song called "Beyond the Wall of Sleep".

anywho, I let her pick the music as a compromise. She listens to a Sirius channel called Mom Jeans.
lots of Air Supply and Shania Twain.


sigh.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

I like to listen to music as I fall asleep, but my wife complains about my playlist
what, Black Sabbath isn't soothing? they literally have a song called "Beyond the Wall of Sleep".

anywho, I let her pick the music as a compromise. She listens to a Sirius channel called Mom Jeans.
lots of Air Supply and Shania Twain.


sigh.

There can be a time and place for any type of music ... for example Ill sometimes tune into the mellow Yacht rock channel when Im trying to zipper merge while driving in Surrey

 

[mattola]

I like to listen to music as I fall asleep, but my wife complains about my playlist
what, Black Sabbath isn't soothing? they literally have a song called "Beyond the Wall of Sleep".

anywho, I let her pick the music as a compromise. She listens to a Sirius channel called Mom Jeans.
lots of Air Supply and Shania Twain.


sigh.

There can be a time and place for any type of music ... for example Ill sometimes tune into the mellow Yacht rock channel when Im trying to zipper merge while driving in Surrey

Story time...

My wife and I were traveling to Las Vegas to see Mötley Crüe in one of their last concerts in Vegas (this was about 10+ years ago).

Anyway, the night before, we discovered that my passport had expired (apparently MY FAULT). I had Nexus, so I was worried because, back then, we didn’t know if I could cross into the States with just Nexus and an expired passport.

I called my travel agent friend, and he told me to just play dumb and see what happens.

We got to the airline to check in, and American Airlines had to go into their server just to check me in because of the expired passport. They said, "We got you this far, but good luck with Customs."

When we got to American Customs, it was a comedy of errors. We went to the machine that takes your picture, and I was standing over my wife’s shoulder (not hard when I’m 6'3" and she’s 5'1"), and the machine took a picture of her with my stupid face in the background. Then we moved forward, and the officer asked for my passport. He looked at it and said, "This is expired." I played dumb. He then said, "Let’s see your Nexus," took both of ours and the paper that you get at the nexus counter, saw my confused stupid look, and shook his head.

He asked, "What are you going to Vegas for?" My wife replied, "To see Mötley Crüe’s last concert." He looked at me and asked, "You like Mötley Crüe, boy?" I said, "I’m more of a Gowan fan." His eyes narrowed, my wife sighed, and he said, "I should ban you from America, but get your passport sorted out when you get back."

Anyway, we made it!

 

[sbb122]

Light up night in Pittsburgh.

I hate people, I hate traffic and I hate crowds. I bought tickets for the Penguin game tomorrow against Utah.

Guess what fucking night light up night is in Pittsburgh this year, every other fucking year it’s been on a Friday

 

[sbb122]

Websites that make you chat with a live customer representative, and then in the middle of the chat, logs you out of the website with no warning so the chat is ended.

 

[Debbie Does]

I hate Holiday Pop. Not Christmas music, that dreadful Holiday Pop shit. Where's Silent Night and Away in a Manger? It's all Rudolph and Frosty shit. And I don't want Bing Crosby or Dean Martin, either, and particularly not Burp Ives. Go have your own fuckin' Merry Little Cristmas.

It started today here. I flipped on one of my Classic Rock stations and it's Kelly Clarkson doing Holiday Pop. I got to Petco and they've got Holiday Pop on. Thank God I've got an old enough car that I can still play a CD and get most everywhere I want to go around here.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

on that note:

 

[thedddd]

@Debbie Does


This will become your citrus. Sorry @mattola

 

[mattola]

@Debbie Does


This will become your citrus. Sorry @mattola

 

[dash]

on that note:

That should be thrown on the yule log.

 

[mattola]

someone microwaved sushi ...........

like California rolls and spicy tuna rolls.......


I cant process this

holy shit they did it again

 

[jstewismybastardson]

holy shit they did it again

you work with maniacs ... run into the lunchroom and replace the sushi in the microwave with this

 

[mattola]

you work with maniacs ... run into the lunchroom and replace the sushi in the microwave with this
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did I tell you about the Burmese soup yesterday?

it smelled a cross between wet dog, swamp ass and dog feet combined

 

[jstewismybastardson]

did I tell you about the Burmese soup yesterday?

it smelled a cross between wet dog, swamp ass and dog feet combined

tomorrow at your office: "hey Mattola ... i bought some great cake ... come have some in the lunch room!"

 

[mattola]

tomorrow at your office: "hey Mattola ... i bought some great cake ... come have some in the lunch room!"

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[forty_three]

"Bring your ideas, I am totally open to anything that can help us be more efficient"

"We were already talking about this and think we should _________"

"We're not doing that"