OT: Jokes and Riddles thread

[KennyBanyeah]

Did you all hear about the asthmatic vampire they caught?

Went by the name Vlad the Inhaler.

 

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[mattola]

must be grumpy

 

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must be grumpy

For a guy named Bashful, he was front-and-center during the beating.

 

[mattola]

For a guy named Bashful, he was front-and-center during the beating.

was he dopey?

 

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was he dopey?

No, he seemed quite alert. As did Sleepy

 

[mattola]

No, he seemed quite alert. As did Sleepy

that makes me happy

 

[puckhead]

Did he need to see a doc?

 

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[buffhockey]

 

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[redskinsfan1963]

snake boogie-zz top

I got a girl she lives on the hill,she wont do it but her sister will when she booges ,she do the tube snake boogie-zz top--oj joke-oj,s coming over for easter-we need somebody to carve up the white meat

 

[sbb122]

 

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Local man addicted to brake fluid says he can stop anytime.

 

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[buffhockey]