OT: Jokes and Riddles thread

[buffhockey]

 

[Comeds]

 

[forty_three]

A couple adopted a German Baby. As he grown into a toddler, everything seems normal. He is happy, healthy, smart but there is an issue. he doesn't talk.

They take him to specialist doctors for years to see why, spend tons of money on strategies and therapy and nothing is identified as an issue. But he still doesn't talk. He is growing normally, takes tests and passes them. Gets along well at school, they are baffled.

Then, at his sixth birthday, they give him an apple strudel, and he says "This apple strudel is tepid".

Parents are stunned and ask if he has been able to talk this whole time. "Of course"

"Well why didn't you?"

"Until now, everything has been satisfactory"

 

[dash]

Q. Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

A. Because they lactose

 

[forty_three]

 

[dash]

Prost!! is how you end a German toast

 

[puckhead]

Sub the cinnamon for vanilla, fwiw

 

[mattola]

Sub the cinnamon for vanilla, fwiw

like a vanilla powder? I have substitutes icing sugar instead of cinnamon but usually the go to is cinnamon and sugar mix.

 

[Comeds]

Why not vanilla and cinnamon?

 

[puckhead]

like a vanilla powder? I have substitutes icing sugar instead of cinnamon but usually the go to is cinnamon and sugar mix.

A few drops of vanilla extract in the egg wash

Why not vanilla and cinnamon?

Psycho.

 

[mattola]

Why not vanilla and cinnamon?

A few drops of vanilla extract in the egg wash

Psycho.

I'm with the Psycho on this one

 

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[buffhockey]

 

[buffhockey]

 

[puckhead]