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Your post reminded me of this classic joke.

A woman was cleaning her husbands dresser drawers when she found 3 golf balls and a box with $2000 in it. She waited for him to come home from the golf course to ask him why these things were hidden in his dresser drawer.

The husband said I'm sorry I hid this from you but the truth is every time I cheated on you over the last 30 years I put a golf ball in the drawer.

The wife was very upset at first but after thinking about it said "I guess 3 times in 30 years is really not that bad! Oh by the way what is the $2000 in the drawer.

The husband replied" Well every time I got to a dozen balls I sold them
 
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Never had anything from Anchor Steam. I'll have to keep an eye out for their beer. Unfortunately I've never been to Europe, but I'll make it over there at some point. I'd imagine their beer would be very good, although don't they drink their beer warm over there. Seems kinda weird.

You're supposed to drink it at the temperature it's brewed, and I know there are a lot of European warm brews, so that might explain it.
 

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I dig the football one. not really practical, which is why it was lost I guess.
I got a black golf ball with the purchase of some booze once. never used it though.

The football, basketball, and baseball ones were a Christmas present one year. The Phoenix Suns one my dad bought for me on a business trip when I was a kid. The rest my grandpa found on golf courses.
 
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