ritari330
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Not only did I think my eggplant Parmesan was terrible, but I'm also pretty sure it made me sick...
Reminds me of a story my dad heard at school.
Test is handed out.
Student says, "I think I'm gonna be sick."
Teacher, tired of student's crap, says in a tired and bored voice, "Mentally or physically?"
Student: "BLLLEEEEAAAAAHHHHH"
The first one out of the classroom was the teacher, followed hot on his heels by the puking student. Following a distant third was the rest of the class.
Also, sorry to hear you may be sick.
Not only did I think my eggplant Parmesan was terrible, but I'm also pretty sure it made me sick...
SAGGY TITS!
Hi Feud man.
My eggplant Parmesan sucks.
And my girlfriend is at a Neil deGrasse Tyson talk. I'm jealous.
First part sucks... Egg plant can be tricky.
My mind is bizarre. I read this and pictured the following...
Jeff sitting on one side of a room and an eggplant on the other, staring each other down. Jeff says "your move, eggfuck." The eggplant starts to sweat, it's unsure what to do... but it craftily escapes.
Texas Secession Petition Racks Up More Than 80,000 Signatures, Qualifies For White House Response
Why have we not been discussing this? Between the legalization of marijuana and now this, I think states are really pushing back against the Federal Government and things could get very interesting in the next few months/years.
My mind is bizarre. I read this and pictured the following...
Jeff sitting on one side of a room and an eggplant on the other, staring each other down. Jeff says "your move, eggfuck." The eggplant starts to sweat, it's unsure what to do... but it craftily escapes.