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So, tonight was the first hockey practice of the year.

It was not until tonight that I realized how long summer truly is
 

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Last night right before I go to bed I happen to walk by a mirror and notice that one of my pupils is way bigger than the other. No worries, I run to Google to see what this could be. That is a horrible thing to look up in the middle of the night. Different sized pupils could be from a brain tumor, optic nerve tumor, stroke, and many other serious things. Just what one wants to think about at 2am. Luckily one of the Google returns mention Visine and other drops may cause that and I did use Visine allergy drops last night. So I assume thats what it was and slept much better.

Oddly enough this morning that entire pupil is completely gone now*.















*that parts a lie to juice up the story
 

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Reminds me of the cross-eyed teacher who was fired by the principal because she had no control over her pupils...
 

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Reminds me of the cross-eyed teacher who was fired by the principal because she had no control over her pupils...

Cross eyed teachers are hot to trot*!


















*Happy Days term, mid 70s
 

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You hook up with a cross-eyed teacher, you have it made in the shade*

*Another Happy Days term
 

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You hook up with a cross-eyed teacher, you have it made in the shade*

*Another Happy Days term

Just imagining me and a couple hot to trot teachers. "I found my thrill, on Blueberry hill"

Henry Winkler is on a Adult Swim show called Children's Hospital now, its really stupid but pretty funny. He made a mistake a couple weeks ago and when he went to say he was sorry he couldn't get the word out - much like Fonzie 35 years ago. It made me smile.
 

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Just imagining me and a couple hot to trot teachers. "I found my thrill, on Blueberry hill"

Henry Winkler is on a Adult Swim show called Children's Hospital now, its really stupid but pretty funny. He made a mistake a couple weeks ago and when he went to say he was sorry he couldn't get the word out - much like Fonzie 35 years ago. It made me smile.

My favorite Henry Winkler character (other than the Fonz) is Barry Zuckerkorn on Arrested Development. What a great character and show. Can't wait for the new episodes.
 

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My favorite Henry Winkler character (other than the Fonz) is Barry Zuckerkorn on Arrested Development. What a great character and show. Can't wait for the new episodes.

He was great in that. One of my favorites was when he dispensed actual good legal advice and Michael was surprised and asked was he sure. Zuckerhorn (Hes very good) responded "Thats what it said on Ask Jeeves". Six years later that line is still used in my house.

So I see 43 has a movie coming out, Movie 43. What a renaissance man.
 

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For the sake of his rep, Miguel Cabrera should reject any thought of sitting out final game - CBSSports.com


What a stupid article. Miggy's played 160 out of 161 games and now he'll be 'selfish' if he sits out the game tonight. What if Leyland tells him he can't play, does that still make him selfish?

I would prefer he sit. Tonight is a totally meaningless game and no need to risk injury. I don't believe for one second anyone with any common sense would feel his reputation tarnished for sitting out a meaningless game.
 
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