Hey Hurdle, how about nailing somebody to back them off of the plate?
I hate the Pirates just as much as I love them. Seriously, an abusive relationship. "Oh hi honey, here's a series win against the Cards and Pedro hitting bombs left and right..." Two days later "*punches in stomach* MAKE ME A SANDWICH AND WATCH ME GET SWEPT BY THE FREAKING BREWERS!"
At least we have the Astros and Cubs now...
Pure. Rage. GARRRHCHLA:SJDAKSJD. THE ASTROS HAVE WON ABOUT 10% OF THEIR GAMES SINCE JUNE.