OT - I'm bored, Part Salo!

[Forty_Sixand2]

Mine have all been ligament stuff and torn cartilage.

 

[Forty_Sixand2]

And in total, I've spent 1.5 years on crutches

At least your triceps are jacked

 

[ritari330]

It's funny, I have all these problems and have had all these surguries, but I have only broken 1 bone, my right middle finger.

 

[ritari330]

At least your triceps are jacked

Yeah, but then I also have this heat/brain problem because of it

 

[Forty_Sixand2]

It's funny, I have all these problems and have had all these surguries, but I have only broken 1 bone, my right middle finger.

Ha, I broke my left middle finger twice.....



.....this year.

18 total broken bones,

 

[ritari330]

I am a bit worried though, because the screws are now bothering me after 9 months. Either that, or I have a different problem with my knee.

 

[ritari330]

Ha, I broke my left middle finger twice.....



.....this year.

18 total broken bones,

I'd take a broken bone over a surgury any day of the week.

 

[Forty_Sixand2]

Agreed.

Also, I will take broken bones over muscle injuries (which I have had very few of) any day. breaks are relatively simple heals. Muscles are a bitch.

 

[ritari330]

Worst part of all of this is I am going to have such high medical bills and, yeah that sucks on a chef's salary.

 

[Forty_Sixand2]

insurance??

 

[ritari330]

Not very good insurance

 

[Forty_Sixand2]

Ah, I see.

Well, best of luck with all of it. I am sure that it is frustrating as hell. I am going to try and head back to bed now, and maybe catch some sleep. Have a god one,

 

[Vadered]

insurance??

When it comes to most health insurance plans you can have low premiums, low deductibles, or a good health network. Pick two.

Sorry to hear about your knee, Ritari. But look on the bright side. Perhaps they will tear your entire leg off and replace it with a robot leg crafted to look exactly like your old leg but more powerful and with a hidden compartment to store a pistol in.

 

[ritari330]

Thanks, but my knee is an afterthought. Read back a little more :p

 

[ritari330]

 

[Vadered]

Thanks, but my knee is an afterthought. Read back a little more :p

I did. That sucks. I bet planes are not a good option for you either at this point.

Still on the subject of the bright side, though, see if you can get prescribed Midodrine. It's one of the things they might offer you, and it's probably going to be banned by the Olympic committee! If you are going to get a drug, might as well get an awesome* drug. Also that table test looks boring as fuck.


* I have no idea what the hell it does or what hideous side effects it might have, just that they might prescribe it for neurocadiogenic syncope.

 

[Vadered]

And on the subject of robotic body enhancements:

 

[ritari330]

I did. That sucks. I bet planes are not a good option for you either at this point.

Still on the subject of the bright side, though, see if you can get prescribed Midodrine. It's one of the things they might offer you, and it's probably going to be banned by the Olympic committee! If you are going to get a drug, might as well get an awesome* drug. Also that table test looks boring as fuck.*

I have no idea what the hell it does or what hideous side effects it might have, just that they might prescribe it for neurocadiogenic syncope.

It's like a bad drug trip

 

[Comeds]

 

[elocomotive]

And on the subject of robotic body enhancements:

Lol. Fantastic lyrics. Very clever song.